TriztyK

The great white hope… of lap dances

Joined Apr 2025

Last Seen Oct 2025

Just your friendly neighborhood white guy, reviewing clubs one overpriced shot at a time.

Reviews

published 1 mo ago

1725 Ponca St Baltimore, MD 21224

New Management - Not Bad…. Hidden Gem.

(Layout stuff / food stuff) (Boring shit) Stopped in after work to check out the changes since the new management took over. The club itself is fairly small, but that gives it a relaxed and intimate…

published 1 mo ago

Gentlemen's Gold Club

5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205

Meh - Don’t Really Get The Hype

Hit Gold Club the other night. Cover’s $5 to get in, which isn’t bad compared to DC prices, but still feels like a cash grab when you see what’s inside. The place is a little…

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1 mo ago

Hotties for Hire? The lack of? (Lazy Rant)

I’ve only been going to strip clubs for about 8 months at this point (I will add very frequently, more reviews coming soon), but even in that short window I’ve noticed something: the lineups just…

24 comments - last 1 mo ago (ilbbaicnl)

1 mo ago

1725 Ponca St Baltimore, MD 21224

New management, new changes?

Last time I went under old management. I had a pretty positive experience. Old management was pretty friendly. Other than the one review that I’ve read any positive changes now that theres new management? Was…

3 comments - last 2 wks ago (Hank Moody)

5 mos ago

Penthouse Club Baltimore

615 Fallsway Road Baltimore, MD 21202

Closure for renovations

Stopped by recently one night and heard that this place is gonna close for renovations soon just as a heads up and they’re gonna be closed for a while. Can’t remember how long.

1 comment posted 4 mos ago (Zoinkxx)

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