Just your friendly neighborhood white guy, reviewing clubs one overpriced shot at a time.
TriztyK
The great white hope… of lap dances
Joined Apr 2025
Last Seen Nov 2025
Reviews
Night Shift
1725 Ponca St
Baltimore, MD 21224
New Management - Not Bad…. Hidden Gem.
(Layout stuff / food stuff) (Boring shit)
Stopped in after work to check out the changes since the new management took over. The club itself is fairly small, but that gives it a relaxed and intimate…
3 commentslast: 2 mos ago(TriztyK)
Sep 27, 2025, 3:00 AM
Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21205
Meh - Don’t Really Get The Hype
Hit Gold Club the other night. Cover’s $5 to get in, which isn’t bad compared to DC prices, but still feels like a cash grab when you see what’s inside. The place is a little…
2 commentslast: 2 mos ago(TriztyK)
Sep 25, 2025, 2:53 AM
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Front Room
Hotties for Hire? The lack of? (Lazy Rant)
I’ve only been going to strip clubs for about 8 months at this point (I will add very frequently, more reviews coming soon), but even in that short window I’ve noticed something: the lineups just aren’t what they could be.…
24 commentslast: 2 mos ago(ilbbaicnl)
Night Shift
1725 Ponca St
Baltimore, MD 21224
New management, new changes?
Last time I went under old management. I had a pretty positive experience. Old management was pretty friendly. Other than the one review that I’ve read any positive changes now that theres new management? Was thinking of stopping by tonight.
3 commentslast: 1 mo ago(Hank Moody)
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Closure for renovations
Stopped by recently one night and heard that this place is gonna close for renovations soon just as a heads up and they’re gonna be closed for a while. Can’t remember how long.
1 commentslast: 5 mos ago(Zoinkxx)
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