Reviews by tuscleria

So, the Playhouse remains the best option in New Jersey, in my opinion. The place is pretty chill and safe, the mileage is high, and the talent here is very accomodating. That doesn't mean it's…

The place is a crap hole. It’s in a low-rent town and it’s barely identifiable from the street. You could easily think the place was closed up. When you first walk in, that feeling is…

First time here, arrived for a midweek afternoon visit. Overall, it earns an "Average" rating. Nothing special, not sketchy, not unclean, it was just kind of "there." Expected that more would be on offer, based…

Spectacular Nicole! Brain is still rattling from a many-dance visit that was just incredible. She said she was in the mood, and she lived up to that promise. Longtime visitor. Not a whole lot has…

Late afternoon on a weekday. Parking lot was nearly empty, so waited for some signs of life before going inside. At about 2pm, there were just a couple of cars in the parking lot. Figured…

Went back for a second visit to see if the success of the first try was real. Turns out, it was real, but still had to suffer thru some crap to get to the good…

Small place on a busy street corner, across from the CVS. Easy to miss. If you're using GPS, make sure you're looking for Van Houten AVENUE and not Van Houten Street . Place is actually nicer…

Very high mileage in very low place. It's located in an industrial neighborhood of an industrial city. Nondescript from the outside, just a brick corner bldg you might have thought was just a corner bar.…

Epic fail on a weekday afternoon. Thought there was going to be something to be had here, according to the reviews, and made a trip to see what there was to find. But The Fuglies…

A surprisingly good first visit. Very happy. Walked in around 11pm and paid a $25 entry fee which came with a wristband. A sign said one-drink minimum, but they also said something about BYO. I…