Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St Bound Brook, NJ 08805

Mostly a dump, but found one dancer who was worth the trip

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Sep 22, 2025, 12:12 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

The place is a crap hole. It’s in a low-rent town and it’s barely identifiable from the street. You could easily think the place was closed up. When you first walk in, that feeling is confirmed as you come through a lifeless entryway that reminds you of an old abandoned movie theater.

 

Once you’re inside, the place is dark and dank, and the gigantic speakers right near the door will vibrate every bone in your body. Ceiling feels low. Really nothing in here says anything but “dive.” Rectangular bar on the main level, full bar. There’s another level just a few steps up with a pool table and some seating. But if you want to see the dancers on stage, stay at the main bar. Beer was $7. No cover charge.

 

Very, very weak talent here on a weekday afternoon. Nearly 100% fat Latinas. Almost no one who fit into her dancing outfit. Big bellies, big asses. Two poles, both working, and the girls switched poles with each other after a song or two. Really thought this was going to be a complete fail.

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