Not anything worth traveling for.

Epic fail on a weekday afternoon. Thought there was going to be something to be had here, according to the reviews, and made a trip to see what there was to find. But The Fuglies were on call today.

Torpedoes is on the main street of Bound Brook (Main Street, actually) which is dotted with Latin bakeries and shops. Not a thriving downtown by any stretch. Parking was easy, though, or you could have taken the NJ Transit train which is right down the street.

You could go by the place and think it was out of busienss. The place has big windows with paper stuck behind them and barely a sign out front, so I was pretty sure they'd packed up and moved out. It was only because there was a recent review here that it seemed worth it to walk up to the doorway and try the handle. Surprise! It opened! Inside, there's a small foyer that felt just as creepy as the abandoned exterior. One more set of doors and you're in the thick of it.