Reviews

So this is one of Downtown Seattle’s No-Booze Strip Club – Guess It Was Better Than I Expected, But Still Kinda Odd

Alright, so I stumbled into Seattle’s no-booze strip club because my hotel area was…

Alright fella, it's been a while since I have done a review, but I've been dying to write the review on a Seattle strip club anyways I digress.

But I got a write something here…

Alright, so let’s talk about Cathouse Calgary—because my first visit and second visit felt like two completely different clubs. The first time? Confusing vibe, weird energy from the bouncers, and a lineup that didn’t feel…

This was actually supposed to be the first review in the Calgary SCs owned by the same corporation and/or person, but I got stuck perfecting my Cathouse review despite Cathouse being the worst SC I've…

Alright, this review is gonna be fun to write despite the SC being really.... underwhelming - mainly because Cathouse Calgary is on a whole different level of lameness.

I'm so sorry in advance to the ownership…

Alright, hands down my new favourite strip club but gotta check out a busier night as the stage was pretty empty and the floor had the same few blondies with fake tits (go figure, it's…

I have gone to Shade probably every day of the week, it was very packed on Friday nights and Saturday nights which is standard. Tons of girls, mainly average, white, blonde chicks, I think one…

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Never been to Edmonton before so this might all be quite normal for Edmonton but dang, so easy to park (rows and rows of parking and across the street too at the gas stations…

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After my first visit I thought I would never go to Brandi's (e.g. issues at the door the minute I stepped in and…

High mileage from my favourite sexy Asian dancer but the rest were all looking at their phones or bored.

Bouncer was chill. Cover was $10.

Drinks were expensive $15 for a double Jameson.

Each dance…

So this was one of the strip clubs that apparently renovated and was reopened sometime in the last few years so was pretty excited.

Anyways, they're the most expensive for cover $20 and strict with…

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Alrighty, been a regular of No.5 Orange - well I guess at least every time I come into Vancouver…