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20 days ago
Nelly my dude, no changes from the last time I posted. Ive been sticking with my ladies that I’ve got the rapport with and know I’ll have a good time. Maybe after the holidays I’ll try someone new.
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20 days ago
Hey 623… do you know what state Topeka is located in?
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3 months ago
I'm surprised Phoenix was there. Two years ago she was complaining that she didn't win because she wouldn't get fully nude on stage.
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3 months ago
No. He just sat on his ass and did nothing, and complained that he got exactly as much effort as he put in.
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3 months ago
I think it's more the election, people usually get nervous about what's gonna happen in November so they're not so quick to spend money.
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3 months ago
My dude, the Doc will make you a deal. Pay for all the Doc's lappies and VIPS for the next month, and the Doc will write the review anyway you want. All first person?
Written in Esperanto? Haikus about the girls? Shakespearian Sonnet? Pig Latin? You pay it, you name it. Otherwise, I'm like the retired hooker. I'm totally out of fucks to give you.
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3 months ago
Besides the crowds (which I hate), the pace is way too slow. Mc does his shtick, girl dances for one song, and then there’s a 20 minute wait while the judges score everything. And yes, few if any VIPs while the action is going on.
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6 months ago
My dude, doesn't matter who the girl is. If she's wearing pasties, immediate pass. Even the sure thing top tier girls give subpar dances when they've got pasties on.
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6 months ago
If a girl tries to overcharge you for a room, tell her fuck you and walk out. If she threatens to get a bouncer or manager, tell her fuck you and walk out. You won't get any trouble, the bouncers are all too good try to stick you up. If I saw a credible report of a bouncer here shaking down a customer at a dancer's request, I'd stop coming here alltogether.
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8 months ago
Here's the Doc's view on extras; it's an extras club, every girl does extras. She may not do it for everyone. She may do it for everyone but you. She may charge crazy prices. She may charge crazy prices just for you. She may charge crazy prices to everyone but you. She may do it all right away. She may make you come see her a few times before her menu opens up. But rest assured, if she's at an extras club, she does it. Take any girl who says they don't do extras. Hand them 10k in cash, that tune changes real quick. After that, it's like the old Winston Churchill joke "We've already established what you are, now we're just negotiating price."
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8 months ago
Vivian's typically Friday thru Sunday nights
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9 months ago
Thank you, my dude.
Back in the old country, the Columbians and the Brazilians are the ones you wanted to seek out, because it was a guarantee they would rock your world. Up here, not really. Most important tip is that if they try to overcharge you on a room dance or a VIP, don't be afraid to call out their BS and pay only the posted price. Rarely will one complain to the staff that you didn't pay their upcharge, because they don't have a leg to stand on. In my younger days, I'd pay the upcharge once, then make sure they knew the next time they came around that they blew it with me. I'm old now, and I'm like the retired prostitute, all out of fucks to give.
Last time someone tried to overcharge me here was Anastacia, she hit me up for an extra $10 per dance. I literally told her to get fucked it's $20 per topless dance, and walked out. None of the bouncers bothered me over it, and she didn't last very much longer after that. Don't ever shortchange, that'll get your ass beat.
But my dude, me personally, I don't bring up any negotiations until the second time I do a room with them. First time out is always just to see how much of a level of comfort and rapport we develop. It's worked well for me so far. Won't knock those who do differently. But listen to the man, any girl who's vague and says "you'll have a good time" or "it'll be fun", I can guarantee you that you won't, and it won't.
Happy clubbing!
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9 months ago
The great thing is, we all have our lists of CR worthy ladies, and none of us are wrong. As long as we all put ladies like Sheena, Kami and Rosie at the bottom of it.
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9 months ago
It's a push my dude. Wednesday and Thursday night lineups have been mirror images recently. It's the daytimes that shake up more.
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10 months ago
It's actually pretty easy to figure out if you compare this review to the last one and see the changes.
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10 months ago
I can't think of a club I've been to where they didn't charge double for a couple. It's two people getting a room after all.
- First time in a long time
It's not gaming the system. If you want a tour, the dancers are allowed to take you upstairs for a quick tour. But they can't stay up there unless they're with a member.
- A Year In Review
My dude, I go to clubs for variety. Not for a work wife. Great time, sure, but she bitched me out because I hung with another girl instead of running right over to her as soon as I got there. So she’s off my list. Plenty of other girls there who’ll treat me right even if I go six or seven visits between doing rooms with them.
- Back in the Saddle Again!
Considering how much an ambulance ride costs these days, you were probably almost dead if you needed one. Glad to hear you're back.
- A Few Visits Over The Past Few Months
My dude, as long as she's not looking like she's trying to smuggle beach balls under a tube top, who cares if they get fakies? I've seen pics of her on the club instagram, her boobs look great for her frame.
- Friday night chickybabes!
Loren's still there, mostly Wed-Sat evenings. She used to post a lot on Insta when she was going to be there.
- Once is enough for Miss Nude New England
My dude, it definitely wasn’t a cultural thing. I’ve been with a lot of Brazilians. None have acted as desperate as her to get a dance. This was just flat out refusing to take a “no” answer. And not even trying to be persuasive, just being loud, desperate and bitchy. Even after I flatly said “I’m not interested, leave me alone.” So sorry, this ain’t no misunderstanding.
- Safe and Harmless
@Pat you may be thinking of Ella, she has pinkish hair. She’s not standoffish, just introverted unless she knows you, at which point she’s very friendly and fun. Remy is much more a social butterfly, and has no problem approaching strangers at the bar.
- Nights are still a good value if you know how to look
My dude, it was 200 to her and and 40 to the house for a basic 15 minute room. Same “girls set their own price” bullshit as Kami/Arielle/Val/Haze.
- Nights are still a good value if you know how to look
@kingcool My dude, she was pissed I’m sure. But I didn’t wait around for a reaction, I just left after I told her off. Obviously I can’t stop some of these girls from scamming guys. But I’ll call out the bullshit when I see it, and if I can help keep even one guy from getting ripped off by them, that’s enough for the warm fuzzies for me.