The Ides of March

(Notes on the girls are at the bottom, In case you don't want to read the rest)

My favorite place in the northeast. Better than the clubs back home. I know the description's been done to death, but here we go. In the main club, you've got two stages, one center front with a pole and one off to the right. 3 tables in front of the main stage and one off to the left, next to a small couch, and two square bars in the back. A TV to either side of the main stage, and one all the way in the back left, and sometimes they'll put a game on on the big monitor behind the second stage.

This is an upscale club. You've got chandeliers hanging from the ceiling, the lights are typical strip club without looking tacky, no smoke machines, all of the girls are in actual gowns and dresses instead of whatever bikini or underwear they pulled out of the bureau in the morning, good mix of music, and they run it like an upscale place too. No hats after 9 pm, and if you start to act like a dick by smoking/vaping inside, taking pictures of the girls, or drinking way too much, you'll get swarmed quick. The wait staff is on point, you rarely have to wait for service, the pours are good, and the prices for the drinks are very reasonable. Especially if you don't go for top shelf stuff. Even the bouncers are all pretty cool. They're the type of guys I'd hang out with them outside the club, but they can turn it on in a moment if trouble starts up (actually saw it once), so you always feel safe unless you're being a dick. Then you deserve it.