Comments by DoctorTeeth

I wouldn't pay her 200 for 15 even with serious action, my dude. Her attitude sucks.

If you were there at 9, then we probably saw each other at some point. I left around 10.

It could be. Like I said it was loud and I wasn’t really up to asking a girl to repeat her name 6 times.

They'd make money if they didn't try ripping everyone off and actually worked at cultivating regulars. Doesn't matter how hot you are when your attitude sucks.

It's Kami and Ariel. And if they're willing to drive 3 hours to go to a club where they're not known, good riddance.

Nelly my dude, no changes from the last time I posted. Ive been sticking with my ladies that I’ve got the rapport with and know I’ll have a good time. Maybe after the holidays I’ll try someone new.

Hey 623… do you know what state Topeka is located in?

I'm surprised Phoenix was there. Two years ago she was complaining that she didn't win because she wouldn't get fully nude on stage.

No. He just sat on his ass and did nothing, and complained that he got exactly as much effort as he put in.

I think it's more the election, people usually get nervous about what's gonna happen in November so they're not so quick to spend money.

My dude, the Doc will make you a deal. Pay for all the Doc's lappies and VIPS for the next month, and the Doc will write the review anyway you want. All first person? Written in Esperanto? Haikus about the girls? Shakespearian Sonnet? Pig Latin? You pay it, you name it. Otherwise, I'm like the retired hooker. I'm totally out of fucks to give you.

Besides the crowds (which I hate), the pace is way too slow. Mc does his shtick, girl dances for one song, and then there’s a 20 minute wait while the judges score everything. And yes, few if any VIPs while the action is going on.

My dude, doesn't matter who the girl is. If she's wearing pasties, immediate pass. Even the sure thing top tier girls give subpar dances when they've got pasties on.

If a girl tries to overcharge you for a room, tell her fuck you and walk out. If she threatens to get a bouncer or manager, tell her fuck you and walk out. You won't get any trouble, the bouncers are all too good try to stick you up. If I saw a credible report of a bouncer here shaking down a customer at a dancer's request, I'd stop coming here alltogether.

Here's the Doc's view on extras; it's an extras club, every girl does extras. She may not do it for everyone. She may do it for everyone but you. She may charge crazy prices. She may charge crazy prices just for you. She may charge crazy prices to everyone but you. She may do it all right away. She may make you come see her a few times before her menu opens up. But rest assured, if she's at an extras club, she does it. Take any girl who says they don't do extras. Hand them 10k in cash, that tune changes real quick. After that, it's like the old Winston Churchill joke "We've already established what you are, now we're just negotiating price."

Vivian's typically Friday thru Sunday nights

Thank you, my dude. Back in the old country, the Columbians and the Brazilians are the ones you wanted to seek out, because it was a guarantee they would rock your world. Up here, not really. Most important tip is that if they try to overcharge you on a room dance or a VIP, don't be afraid to call out their BS and pay only the posted price. Rarely will one complain to the staff that you didn't pay their upcharge, because they don't have a leg to stand on. In my younger days, I'd pay the upcharge once, then make sure they knew the next time they came around that they blew it with me. I'm old now, and I'm like the retired prostitute, all out of fucks to give. Last time someone tried to overcharge me here was Anastacia, she hit me up for an extra $10 per dance. I literally told her to get fucked it's $20 per topless dance, and walked out. None of the bouncers bothered me over it, and she didn't last very much longer after that. Don't ever shortchange, that'll get your ass beat. But my dude, me personally, I don't bring up any negotiations until the second time I do a room with them. First time out is always just to see how much of a level of comfort and rapport we develop. It's worked well for me so far. Won't knock those who do differently. But listen to the man, any girl who's vague and says "you'll have a good time" or "it'll be fun", I can guarantee you that you won't, and it won't. Happy clubbing!

The great thing is, we all have our lists of CR worthy ladies, and none of us are wrong. As long as we all put ladies like Sheena, Kami and Rosie at the bottom of it.

It's a push my dude. Wednesday and Thursday night lineups have been mirror images recently. It's the daytimes that shake up more.

It's actually pretty easy to figure out if you compare this review to the last one and see the changes.

I can't think of a club I've been to where they didn't charge double for a couple. It's two people getting a room after all.

It's not gaming the system. If you want a tour, the dancers are allowed to take you upstairs for a quick tour. But they can't stay up there unless they're with a member.

My dude, I go to clubs for variety. Not for a work wife. Great time, sure, but she bitched me out because I hung with another girl instead of running right over to her as soon as I got there. So she’s off my list. Plenty of other girls there who’ll treat me right even if I go six or seven visits between doing rooms with them.

Considering how much an ambulance ride costs these days, you were probably almost dead if you needed one. Glad to hear you're back.

My dude, as long as she's not looking like she's trying to smuggle beach balls under a tube top, who cares if they get fakies? I've seen pics of her on the club instagram, her boobs look great for her frame.