Reviews by Horatio45

This was my first rhino visit in 15+ years. In the old days, this was a lap dance factory, great for groups to party after some wins (or losses) at the tables. Dancers…

Stopped in on a Thurs night right after open, around 9pm. The place is one big room, with a stage dead in the center and a bar on one side, and private dance area…

Saw that Houston had a bikini barista up north and swung by for a mid morning coffee. In most other places these are coffee shacks where the baristas are wearing see through lingerie or…

Visited Kittens on a Saturday night recently with a friend who was visiting from overseas. Pulled up and enjoyed dinner and a couple of beers at the restaurant / lounge next door - food…

Came here with a few buddies in the afternoon. Club is pretty open with lapdance and private dance areas off to the sides. We grabbed a beer, sat down near the stage with plenty…

Ok so this is a pretty surreal experience. Rolled in around 5pm, directly into a huge open area which was fairly crowded for a weekday afternoon. I think there are $1 drinks so…

Was in town for a guys weekend and obviously needed to check out the pony. As you walk in, you see a lot of bright pink lights and what I essentially experienced all night…

Was driving back to the airport from up north and decided to google roulette a strip club experience on my way to JFK. First of all, this club is in a semi industrial…

Ok so it’s been a while since I’ve straight up gone into a club at 3p but I had some time to kill and knew I might be able to find a few $4 beers…

Decided to swing by after work after having a couple of beers at the brewery and tap house across the street. Even though I knew this would byob there is almost no way I…

I decided to swing by Xoticas while traveling through the middle of nowhere, TX. This place is literally not only in middle of nowhere Laredo, but off a small side street tucked into…

Decided to swing by this South Seattle club with a couple of buddies in town after dinner and had an overall fun time. The club is next to a bar which meant we could…

It was Wednesday and I needed a night cap so I decided to try out the devils playground. I’ve only been here one other time when it was little darlings and pre pandemic so…

Really fun club with reasonable bar prices and lots and lot of girls. Dances we’re super pricey though, $100 for 2 … in a very non private LDA. My dance was okay,…

It was Sunday and I had time to kill so I deduced to hit up Pandoras for a few dances. This was the 2nd time I’ve been to this club and both times did…