Reviews

18 reviews by Horatio45

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Lunch is good

Headed into Chicas on a Friday around lunch time just to unwind and grab a quick bite to eat. Cover is $10 and the lunch buffet and $1.50 wells remind me of the good…

1 mo ago3

The Gold Club

Gonzales, LA

Guys night out in Baton Rouge

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

One of my good buddies lives in Baton Rouge so a few of us decided to visit the Gold Club after a day of golf. This spot gets pretty busy on weekend nights.…

4 mos ago

The Outhouse

Lawrence, KS

Wild Sat Nights

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

We had heard very “interesting” things about this place and decided to swing through while on a business trip to KC. This is definitely a very social club. Upon entering a building that is…

7 mos ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Are the old days or new days better?

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This was my first rhino visit in 15+ years. In the old days, this was a lap dance factory, great for groups to party after some wins (or losses) at the tables. Dancers…

8 mos ago1

Stilettos Cabaret

Brownsville, TX

Thursday night chill

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Stopped in on a Thurs night right after open, around 9pm. The place is one big room, with a stage dead in the center and a bar on one side, and private dance area…

11 mos ago

Perky Cups

Houston, TX

PG-13 bikini coffee

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Saw that Houston had a bikini barista up north and swung by for a mid morning coffee. In most other places these are coffee shacks where the baristas are wearing see through lingerie or…

1 yr ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Solid Seattle Sat

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Visited Kittens on a Saturday night recently with a friend who was visiting from overseas. Pulled up and enjoyed dinner and a couple of beers at the restaurant / lounge next door - food…

1 yr ago2

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, OR

A fairly typical Saturday afternoon

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Came here with a few buddies in the afternoon. Club is pretty open with lapdance and private dance areas off to the sides. We grabbed a beer, sat down near the stage with plenty…

1 yr ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Hustle factory Tuesday

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Ok so this is a pretty surreal experience. Rolled in around 5pm, directly into a huge open area which was fairly crowded for a weekday afternoon. I think there are $1 drinks so…

1 yr ago1

Pink Pony

Atlanta, GA

Guys weekend visit - hot chicks, no funny business

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Was in town for a guys weekend and obviously needed to check out the pony. As you walk in, you see a lot of bright pink lights and what I essentially experienced all night…

1 yr ago1

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, CT

Hole in the wall with too many rules

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Was driving back to the airport from up north and decided to google roulette a strip club experience on my way to JFK. First of all, this club is in a semi industrial…

1 yr ago

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Afternoon smoke shows

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Ok so it’s been a while since I’ve straight up gone into a club at 3p but I had some time to kill and knew I might be able to find a few $4 beers…

1 yr ago

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Thursday quick dance and go

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Decided to swing by after work after having a couple of beers at the brewery and tap house across the street. Even though I knew this would byob there is almost no way I…

2 yrs ago2

Xoticas

Laredo, TX

Tues night in middle of nowhere TX

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I decided to swing by Xoticas while traveling through the middle of nowhere, TX. This place is literally not only in middle of nowhere Laredo, but off a small side street tucked into…

2 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Sat guys night down in south seattle

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Decided to swing by this South Seattle club with a couple of buddies in town after dinner and had an overall fun time. The club is next to a bar which meant we could…

2 yrs ago3

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, WA

Wed night wind-down

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

It was Wednesday and I needed a night cap so I decided to try out the devils playground. I’ve only been here one other time when it was little darlings and pre pandemic so…

3 yrs ago

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, KY

PTs, great for bachelor parties but only okay for strip club connoisseurs

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Really fun club with reasonable bar prices and lots and lot of girls. Dances we’re super pricey though, $100 for 2 … in a very non private LDA. My dance was okay,…

3 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Strong Sunday funday

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

It was Sunday and I had time to kill so I deduced to hit up Pandoras for a few dances. This was the 2nd time I’ve been to this club and both times did…

3 yrs ago1