Reviews

19 reviews by Horatio45

Bandidas Cabaret

Harlingen, TX

An economical choice

Dropped into Bandidas after noticing the change from the previously very slow Chicas Locas to see if things got better with two buddies in town. The social media for the “new” club is on…

6 days ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Lunch is good

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Headed into Chicas on a Friday around lunch time just to unwind and grab a quick bite to eat. Cover is $10 and the lunch buffet and $1.50 wells remind me of the good…

2 mos ago3

The Gold Club

Gonzales, LA

Guys night out in Baton Rouge

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

One of my good buddies lives in Baton Rouge so a few of us decided to visit the Gold Club after a day of golf. This spot gets pretty busy on weekend nights.…

4 mos ago

The Outhouse

Lawrence, KS

Wild Sat Nights

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

We had heard very “interesting” things about this place and decided to swing through while on a business trip to KC. This is definitely a very social club. Upon entering a building that is…

7 mos ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Are the old days or new days better?

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This was my first rhino visit in 15+ years. In the old days, this was a lap dance factory, great for groups to party after some wins (or losses) at the tables. Dancers…

9 mos ago1

Stilettos Cabaret

Brownsville, TX

Thursday night chill

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Stopped in on a Thurs night right after open, around 9pm. The place is one big room, with a stage dead in the center and a bar on one side, and private dance area…

11 mos ago

Perky Cups

Houston, TX

PG-13 bikini coffee

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Saw that Houston had a bikini barista up north and swung by for a mid morning coffee. In most other places these are coffee shacks where the baristas are wearing see through lingerie or…

1 yr ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Solid Seattle Sat

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Visited Kittens on a Saturday night recently with a friend who was visiting from overseas. Pulled up and enjoyed dinner and a couple of beers at the restaurant / lounge next door - food…

1 yr ago2

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, OR

A fairly typical Saturday afternoon

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Came here with a few buddies in the afternoon. Club is pretty open with lapdance and private dance areas off to the sides. We grabbed a beer, sat down near the stage with plenty…

1 yr ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Hustle factory Tuesday

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Ok so this is a pretty surreal experience. Rolled in around 5pm, directly into a huge open area which was fairly crowded for a weekday afternoon. I think there are $1 drinks so…

1 yr ago1

Pink Pony

Atlanta, GA

Guys weekend visit - hot chicks, no funny business

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Was in town for a guys weekend and obviously needed to check out the pony. As you walk in, you see a lot of bright pink lights and what I essentially experienced all night…

1 yr ago1

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, CT

Hole in the wall with too many rules

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Was driving back to the airport from up north and decided to google roulette a strip club experience on my way to JFK. First of all, this club is in a semi industrial…

1 yr ago

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Afternoon smoke shows

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Ok so it’s been a while since I’ve straight up gone into a club at 3p but I had some time to kill and knew I might be able to find a few $4 beers…

2 yrs ago

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Thursday quick dance and go

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Decided to swing by after work after having a couple of beers at the brewery and tap house across the street. Even though I knew this would byob there is almost no way I…

2 yrs ago2

Xoticas

Laredo, TX

Tues night in middle of nowhere TX

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I decided to swing by Xoticas while traveling through the middle of nowhere, TX. This place is literally not only in middle of nowhere Laredo, but off a small side street tucked into…

2 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Sat guys night down in south seattle

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Decided to swing by this South Seattle club with a couple of buddies in town after dinner and had an overall fun time. The club is next to a bar which meant we could…

3 yrs ago3

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, WA

Wed night wind-down

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

It was Wednesday and I needed a night cap so I decided to try out the devils playground. I’ve only been here one other time when it was little darlings and pre pandemic so…

3 yrs ago

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, KY

PTs, great for bachelor parties but only okay for strip club connoisseurs

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Really fun club with reasonable bar prices and lots and lot of girls. Dances we’re super pricey though, $100 for 2 … in a very non private LDA. My dance was okay,…

3 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Strong Sunday funday

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

It was Sunday and I had time to kill so I deduced to hit up Pandoras for a few dances. This was the 2nd time I’ve been to this club and both times did…

3 yrs ago1