Reviews by Llappers

Arrived to Torpedos late Sunday afternoon in December and caught the ends of the football games. Parked out back by the train station and paid on the app. Maybe I don’t need to on a…

Went into Torpedos for the first time in a while. Had hoped to run into a Brazilian woman I had been friendly with from a while ago, but an emergency return to Brazil has most…

Back to GGR after a while away and it was good to be there. I was able to arrive and sit at the bar for a bit and a few of my favs including the…

Took a trip to BE after a good winter weekend with some buddies. This is a fun place to hit up, knowing exactly what it is. Sometimes you get a little more, sometimes you don’t,…

Had the opportunity to stop in on a late Monday afternoon driving up the parkway. It didn’t disappoint. Pulled in and was able to use my social media to get in for half price that…

Been coming here for years. It’s a neighborhood bar, watch where you park. The neighbors are ornery with this place if you step out of line. There’s a pool table when you walk in after…

Thursday night, I returned to the Playhouse, this time with a little more cash in hand than I had the last time (see my review about going on a budget). Pulled into the ostentatiously pink…

Went into PH very late while returning from Baltimore to north Jersey. Had an itch to scratch, and had an interesting dilemma. Didn’t have much cash and didn’t have my ATM card with me!…

Torpedos is pretty reliable though I am becoming bored with it. I parked back by the train tracks so I can leave via the back door when that time eventually arrives. I paid $4 via…

This place is quite a place. It’s had a bit of a history from what I can tell and it seems tired. But still effective. It’s located in a neighborhood on the highway and the…

Had an opportunity to return to GGR on successive occasions and was pleased to do so! As you all know by now, you want to go into this club with a social media post available…

Was working in the area and had the opportunity to swing by GGR a couple weeks ago. Paid my half price entry ($10) by showing a facebook or Instagram post and proceeded into the rectangular…

Went in to torpedos, parked as usual in the train parking lot behind the club. Paid the $4 using the app and avoided any dumb problems with tickets or tows like some have dealt with,…

Had one of my more exciting experiences going to Playhouse around 3 weeks ago. While driving back north from VA to NJ, decided to take a break at the pink palace. I walked in around…

This has been one of my favorite places generally lately but the dance I had this time was definitely not worthwhile. Arrived around 9 PM which is not always a great time to arrive. There…

Ugh. Lost my review, I think. anyhow. Let’s get back to it. GGR is easily accessible on RT 35 off of exit 120 on the GS parkway. Happily drove into the parking lot and popped…

Had the opportunity for a quick drop in to Torpedos, one of my favorite bars of late. Parked in the train station, paid for the parking for the quick and easy exit afterward, and walked…

Had a pretty good visit last week. Have become a fan of this place for the variety of ladies here. It’s a mix of everything, from skinny white chicks to busty latinas, from African American…

Had an opportunity while I was in the area to swing by the Pink Palace. Down the road from a convenient Wawa and with access to many major highways, I pulled in around 4:30…

Stopped in while returning north from the shore this past Sunday evening (Labor Day). Easily accessible off the parkway (exit 120!), i decided to stop in and check out some of the other talent from…

This place is becoming a go to for its relaxed vibe, it’s younger ladies, and its value. Located on the main drag in Bound Brook, parking is easy either on the street or in the…

I have had many a good time here before but this place has gone down the drain. On Rt 46, it sits on the edge of a residential neighborhood. Usually space for parking except if…

I had a Saturday return to Torpedos, and everything fell in place. I parked in the train lot behind the club and walked around front to enter. When you go in, there are TVs all…

As always, I found myself in the area and had to stop in. It was a Wednesday, though, and so it was nice to see some new ladies. But first, I will remind you about…

I will mesh two Saturday visits together. I had been meaning to stop by Torpedos for a while, as a young Brazilian I had become friendly with up north had been going there for a…