Reviews

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Preamble: A bit over a year ago (Feb 4, 2024 to be exact), I wrote an update review of this place praising it for getting better. July of last year, I noticed things beginning to go…

Elitis· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 4 3

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Back in the area for a Latin dance festival so of course I had to hit up my old stomping grounds. Very little has changed since the last time I came here roughly a year ago.…

Elitis· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 2 5

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, TX

So, I found myself in Austin, Texas this past weekend for one night only. There were two places I thought I'd take the opportunity to visit: Ojos Bonitos and Chicas Bonitas. Outside/Parking: First off, I took an…

Elitis· 1 yr ago 3

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Ironically, my last review of this place back in February mentioned it getting better over time. Now, having been here several times over the past couple months, I have to say I was wrong. Hustle…

Elitis· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 1 9

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Although I've been back a few times since my first review of this place, this will be my first update since then. I went yesterday (2/3/2024) on Saturday evening around 11:30. Things haven't changed much. Ample…

Elitis· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 4 4

E11EVEN

Miami, FL

Came here as it was close to the dance studio I was at Friday night and liked it as a club the last time I came to Miami. Biggest thing of note is that I…

Elitis· 2 yrs agolast: 1 yr ago 5 12

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

I arrived here a bit after midnight Thursday night (technically Friday morning). Bouncer outside just let me in, no pat down or ID check. Cover was $20. Bathrooms are to the right straight in front…

Elitis· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 4

Déjà Vu OKC

Oklahoma City, OK

Came here last Sunday (8/13) during my work trip to the area since its in the same building as Little Darlings around 9PM or so. Coming from that side over, I paid $20 cover for…

Elitis· 2 yrs ago 3

Little Darlings

Oklahoma City, OK

Had another business trip so decided to stop by this past Sunday (8/13) when I flew in around 8 or 9pm. The area seems safe enough and the parking lot is ample enough (and more importantly…

Elitis· 2 yrs ago 2

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Ended up here around 7PM last Friday since I needed to kill some time before my flight home. Fairly small parking lot and only a handful of cars when I arrived. Inside to your right…

Elitis· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 1 3

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

In a nearby town for work so spent some time in the area on Juneteeth. I usually prefer to visit clubs late night Friday and Saturday since that's when I believe the best a club…

Elitis· 3 yrs ago

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, NJ

So, I'm up in the area for work and decided to see what New Jersey had to offer. This one was rated well enough so here I ended up. I usually prefer to visit clubs…

Elitis· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 3 2

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

As the DMV has a pretty poor club scene (at least DC and Virginia as far as I can tell), I decided to check out West Virginia on a whim yesterday. It was between Lust…

Elitis· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 1 5

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

I stopped by this past Saturday after going out to see the Doctor Strange movie. Decent sized parking lot but seemed full so I parked nearby. Waited outside for a few minutes because the club…

Elitis· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 2 2

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

Took a roadtrip up to New York for New Years and after a bit of partying and walking around decided to check out a strip club since I wasn't sure when I'd be back. Short…

Elitis· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 1 2

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Having been to clubs on both coasts (and internationally), I've been wanting to check out a few in the midwest where I'm from to see how they compare. I had heard decent things about this…

Elitis· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 4