Skinny White Girl Heaven

Took a roadtrip up to New York for New Years and after a bit of partying and walking around decided to check out a strip club since I wasn't sure when I'd be back. Short walk from where I was and plenty of reviews so ended up here. Admission was $40 up front, vaccination proof required as well, however no masks. Bar is to the right as you walk past the front desk. They don't have Crown Royal or Hennessy if that's your thing. I ordered Patron & Red Bull (weird, I know. I asked for Vodka and red bull and the waitress suggested Tito's. For whatever reason, my brain confused that with Tequila and so went with my favorite Tequila. Joked with the waitress later about not stopping me).

I'm not entirely sure about prices for drinks as I paid admission with my card and they added my drink to it as well. Using some basic math skills, however: $40 admission, assuming a 10% additional fee for using card instead of cash puts admission around $45. My total was about $68, so that single drink was roughly $23. Having been to a few bars and clubs around the country, probably closer to $15, so in any case, expensive.

Anyway, there is also a small stage by the bar as well. To the left of the bar in a more secluded area is the main stage. This area is pretty small with a circular layout. There is no seating in front of the stage, other than two tables directly next to it and a few others in close proximity to it but not surrounding it as they would in other clubs. The girls did 3 songs, topless only. I did not see much variation in looks. Almost every single girl here was a skinny white girl. Small boobs, small ass, all natural and fairly tall (assumingly without the heels). There was also one Asian and one or two black chicks who fit the mold. The waitresses also looked similar to this. Maybe less than 10 girls total. I'm not great at guessing ages, but I'd say everyone I saw was under 30. No one was outright ugly, but no stunners either. Maybe a "6" average. Honestly, I think my waitress was the best looking in the entire place. Though, I tend to find the waitresses at most clubs better looking than the dancers, so take that with a grain of salt.