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Comments by vush

  • review comment
    3 years ago
    crack789
    New Jersey
    Total Rippoff
    I mean, most clubs that are decent in the Tampa area are full of dancers that do not speak English as a first language. That isn't the issue here. The issue is a customer who acted pretty naively and expected something no manager at that type of club would ever do. You're not getting a refund at most clubs in Tampa, and I mean I've seen people get the same treatment at many clubs here for much less. I've honestly never had an issue in this club or with any of the dancers, and I definitely speak the bare minimum possible of Spanish. Whatever they say they'll do for however much, they do for that price (And the prices at this club are A LOT cheaper than most clubs in the area). Granted, some are obviously better than others and some don't do everything that others will do. That said, I haven't experienced any ROB type situations there, and I frequent that club quite a bit. Just need to make sure you're upfront about exactly what you want and make sure the dancer agrees to it. That goes for any club, and not to echo advice given to you again, just leave if you aren't satisfied. There is literal a metric fuck ton of clubs in this area. All within 10 or 15 minutes of each other. Not every club is even as remotely seedy as this one obviously, but I like that about the PPL. Good luck out there, bud.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    You learn by making a lot of mistakes quickly, right?
    Accurate review. Definitely don't wanna test your luck in there with no glove, but The Pink Pussycat is a great club if you really like Cubans (Which I do). Prices are usually quite cheaper than other spots like The Gold Club. Although GC has the more attractive dancers, who all basically do the same thing as the dancers in Pink Pussycat, except for like 100 or 150 more plus more money to the house. PP is a great, sleazy place. Only real mistake i see hear is going in with less than 200 hundred lol.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    That guy
    Florida
    Sometime it's hard to say no to a 2 for 1...as 2 dancers for 1 dance...
    The girls there don't usually hustle for money, but then again I always do vip and buy drinks. Vip there is around 300 to 350 total for the "dance" for 15 minutes.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    jdowdell
    Alabama
    Wish I was here 4 years ago
    If you can't tell, there's a bunch of 2001 haters here. Best I've done @ 2001 is a unsolicited hj. Shoulda just parked on the grass at Gold Club.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Miss the old days.
    I mean you came in for extras and got extras. I don't see what the problem is lol. Gold Club is the best strip joint in Tampa. If you don't like extras, go back to Mons and pay 400 for an 10 minute lap dance, my guy/
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Tons of fun upstairs
    Definitely not a club add. You did overpay, but if you had fun it really doesn't matter. 15 minutes downstairs is 100 bones less, and I doubt you need the extra time with the amazing cubanas in there. This is hands down the best club in Tampa. Let the tourists have Mons and Odyssey. Kinda not cool you putting her entire name out there in the review. Hopefully she has no stalkers.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Moderately Disappointed
    If you're looking for extras, just go to Gold Club. Decent review, sorry you couldn't get your dick wet, my guy.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    aham5
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
    Meh. Pass
    Surprised this review got through. If you can even call it a review. At least you made the good decision to go to Gold Club.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Chieftain
    Florida
    A nice evening at 2001
    I'm surprised Mikeym hasn't already made 4 comments about the place after his initial rating. Seems like he's slipping.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Fun, but waaaaay too much for extras
    Mikeym, back at it again. I don't know if you just want attention, have no life, or what, but I've never had a bad dance at 2001. All of them were pretty high mileage with no restriction on touching. The dancers usually grab your hands and put them on their boobs or pussy. I dunno mikey, maybe try showering before you go? A lotta people find old man smell a bit offensive. Either way, my guy, can you stop using my review as means to bash a club you seem to know way too much about for someone who claims to hate it? Thanks.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Scarletts is Sexy yet costly
    Pretty much, minnow. And no Fertil and I are not the same person. More ramblings of a deranged, obsessed old man.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Scarletts is Sexy yet costly
    Mikeym, you're a broken record. I high doubt any poster on this site "got a club shut down." Stop it. You don't like 2001. We get it. Don't shit on this review because some people actually aren't broke and like it. This was a good review that compared the pros and cons of Scarlett's to other local clubs. But in all seriousness, if you want extras just go to Gold Club.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Fun, but waaaaay too much for extras
    Whoops, not doctor, desertscrub is a bum. Doc seems cool as shit. This site could really use an edit function.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Fun, but waaaaay too much for extras
    Mikey, you're a ranting lunatic about strip clubs of all things. Yes, I'm a new member, but I recently started going to clubs fairly regularly in general. As such, I also recently discovered that this board existed. I've been to Mons, Gold Club, Scarlet's in Ybor, and obviously Odyssey in the past few months. Sorry if I was feeling the board out before I chose to offer a review for your consumption. I'll keep your jaded, bitter disdain for going to a establishment where beautiful women grind on your dick for money in mind in my next review. Doctor is a bum. From what I can see half the board has him ignore for good reason.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Fun, but waaaaay too much for extras
    Mikey, yikes. Take a breath, my dude. You seem to be intimately antiquated with a lot of the staff and you even apparently know a lot of the dancers by name. It's just a strip club. You don't have to go. You've obviously been there recently and seem to be a regular. Desertscrub, I'm a twat for sharing my experience and exactly what happened? Okay. You seem like vile, lonely guy who has to pay for any attention he gets from women. I know your little personas on this little, anonymous message board are important to you, but get lives. It's hilarious how upset people get about other people spending their money. No, I would never pay 750 bucks for extras in the club, but it seems mikey already has lmao. The dancer who quoted me 750 was AA. I don't know if you glazed over that part or have the reading comprehension of a 6 year old. There are like maybe 2 or 3 black dancers in the club that I've seen after 3 visits. She's been there awhile, so I don't think she abides by the sub-5 minute chat and "Wanna dance" cliche. Either way, you can go in and talk to her if you think anything about my story is untruthful. Can even PM me for her name if that's too hard to figure out yourself.