You learn by making a lot of mistakes quickly, right?

First off let me be clear that I am a moron, and that this was the second club I've ever walked into. The preview one detailed in another review was earlier that night, and I walked out after about 15 minutes when it seemed like there were more men than women at Chics. This also happened just before midnight on Halloween, which was also a Sunday. As I am a new moron I have no perspective, and made some mistakes at this club. Want to hear about them? Let's go!

I pulled into the lot of this club and was happy that the lot was well-light, and moderately full. There was security outside the club, and when I entered I was politely asked for a $10 cover fee by another security guard. I gave the man a $20, he returned 10 $1s and I gave him back 2. Not sure what's reasonable, but I was down to $136 and didn't want to go crazy before I saw so much as a titty.

I walked into the club and it was very full. Loud music, many seats packed, and girls and guys all over the place. I took a seat at the bar, grabbed a $5 diet coke (larger than the one from chics), and sat down to take the club in.