Wish I was here 4 years ago

Me and a friend decided to take a trip to tampa for the weekend.We wanted to attend a strip club.Our first choice was Gold Club but when we pulled in the parking lot we did not see one single parking around 11 pm. I was like damn the club must have a feature dancer. So off to plan b which was 2001 Odyssey. We only chose this club because another friend talked about how he got lucky in the space ship 4 years ago. So we pulled in the parking lot which is also damn near full. We pay 20 dollars for entry. Then we found a table towards the back. The waitress asked us if we wanted a drink. My friend tells her that he wants a bud light. She says sorry we dont serve alcohol since the girls get nude. Well damn I guess a red bull will do. In the club it was mainly caucasian strippers with a few AA and Hispanic strippers. I have a thing for big booty Hispanic women so I was a little disappointed. There was one light skin AA stripper with fake DD bolt ons that was a 9. She had skills at shaking that ass. I tipped her about 10 ones. There were also two blonde caucasian strippers that danced together. They looked like they could be twin sisters.They were ok looking but they really got my attention because the started to scissor on stage. Looks like someone might get cut tonight. Towards the end of the night another AA dancer asked if I wanted a dance. I could tell she was the type that didn't understand no. I told her I was not interested but I gave her 10 dollars just to leave me alone. After she left I found out why the clubs were so packed. The dj stated that it was wrestle mania weekend. Overall the club really didnt impress me. I called our friend who attended the club in the past and told him I was going to kick his ass for wasting my time. He told me well I got lucky 4 years ago.