- The Iliad - Hungry Honeypot Strikes Again!
Thorough and entertaining review. Fantastic!
- Great Afternoon With Mya
Nice. I met Mya a few weeks ago and was definitely intrigued. She has a great personality. I wondered if she was worth it in the VIP so thanks for answering that question.
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loperjust looking for a little human contact along the way
I agree the lap dance value here is the best in the region. Nice review.
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15 days ago
Nelly, fantastic job as usual. This was definitely a HOF review that should earn you permanent VIP credit on TUSCL.
So many great lines in here. I'll be coming back and reading his many more times just for the laughs.
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16 days ago
Thanks for the intel on Brittany. Sorry you didn't get your moneys worth.
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18 days ago
Totally agree on Chris. I tip him every time I'm downstairs (less now that I'm a member upstairs). Great guy, learned my name quick and greets me every time I come in. He's introduced me to several girls that were otherwise very busy. They trust him so if he recommends you then you're good. He's usually there during week days.
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18 days ago
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NierLap Dance Connoisseur
I also haven't seen Fiona in quite some time. I'd ask Dillon if you see her, because they are friends. Fiona had the most extensive menu of any girl I've ever had in the VIP. But she's not my type so I only danced with her once.
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18 days ago
I will also add that there have been a lot of comments on here recently about how girls are saying it's slow. Well, you definitely don't have to pay beyond the minimum for a "no extras" lap dance if you don't want to. There are lot of other girls there to make money who aren't going to charge you beyond that.
And Nelly is right, it's very helpful to tip the door guy.
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19 days ago
$100 to the girl, $50 to the club is the standard for 15 minutes sans extras. Any girl who charges you more than this for the basic bump and grind is a ROB and you should say that to her face.
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a month ago
I think it's more the weather. Last year it rained basically every summer weekend so there wasn't a lot of golf and cookouts. This year the weather has been much better.
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a month ago
excellent review!
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a month ago
Mrprov, Valentina or "V" as she called herself, approached me a few weeks ago. She's about 4'8" tall, with a gigantic enhanced ass and fake boobs. Her face isn't bad. I was waiting for my usual girl so I didn't get any specifics like what she will do and for how much. But she did say that she works TH, F, and Sat days. Hope this helps. Let us know how you make out.
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a month ago
I may give them another shot. Went there once and the fee for the rooms was huge compared to Desire. But I agree there are some really great looking women here.
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a month ago
@locutusbrg any idea what days and shifts Crystal works? Had one experience with her pre-reduction and pre-baby and it was well worth it.
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a month ago
The gold standard for reviews, as always!
My solution to avoiding the noisy neighbors upstairs has been to let the girl put on the TV. Most of them will play music or something non-distracting and it does a nice job of drowning out the other rooms.
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2 months ago
I'd like to echo something you said. As a usual Friday afternoon guy, I agree that Saturday is a great day for first-timers or guys hoping to speak to some girls without having regulars taking up all their time.
I've brought a few buddies for their first times on a Saturday and we enjoyed the slower vibe so they could get to know some of the ladies. It is much more relaxed than Friday, which is probably the busiest day of the week.
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2 months ago
Dillon delivers in the VIP but I agree sometimes she's messed up either high or drunk.
The new V approached me last time I was there but I was waiting for my usual. She said she's 4'8" so she's borderline little person. Her ass is almost comically enhanced; it's massive. Also has huge fake tits.
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2 months ago
OWG - It's really a shame the privacy of the 2nd floor rooms didn't make it to the 3rd floor. Definitely the worst part of the change. Did you hear anything more about the 2nd floor plans?
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2 months ago
Nelly - I do not believe they are still open on 2nd floor. I was under the impression that they will be removed for construction which may have already started. But I was there early in the afternoon and it wasn't busy. They had nobody on the second floor near the rooms, only the guy on third floor taking $$$.
HHpot - I can't speak to themes I only saw one room and didn't think it was thematic. I will say another negative about the new third floor rooms is they aren't as spacious as the 2nd floor ones. But they've got the couches, tables, and televisions.
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2 months ago
Desire is having their 21st Anniversary Party on Wednesday 7/17. Noon to 2am. I would be interested to get your take on how that party stacks up with the Foxy one.
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2 months ago
alas, I had seen Piper on a few occasions and really wanted to take her to the VIP. It was not to be....
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2 months ago
I have been in the VIP with Alanna twice and both times she delivered a great VIP for a reasonable price. I'm also surprised to hear that your friend had a bad experience. Hoping she didn't take advantage of him after realizing he was a newbie.
As for Toni, I'd avoid her. My friend took her to VIP and he was less than impressed. She also does a big-time upsell while you are in there, which is a turn-off for me. I wouldn't say she's a ROB, but she's not someone who I'd give any money to in the future after what my friend experienced.
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2 months ago
Aurora put on one of the best stage shows I've ever seen when I saw her recently.
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4 months ago
I always enjoy a review with thorough information and some laughs mixed in. Thanks.
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4 months ago
Good review. I've noticed a theme in reviews I've left as well as many others. At least one of the DJs at this club has mush mouth and can't be understood when he uses his little DJ voice and speaks quickly. If anyone from the club reads these reviews, can you PLEASE have these slapdicks speak slower and clearer so we can actually hear the name of the girls on stage?