kevorius

Comments by kevorius

review comment
15 days ago
Jstud
Clancy's, a little too laid back for me.
This review is a totally valid Clancy's experience that doesn't happen often but it does happen. The dancer schedules are so variable that it's definitely possible to have a miss and show up to a shift where you don't find anyone attractive or the 1-2 that you do are completely occupied. That being said, the hit to miss ratio at Clancy's is still way better than anything else in the area, and the value for money is good too. Even on a miss, you are only out the cost of a beer and few dollars in stage tips compared to some other places where cover charges and heavy dollar parade could easily mean a $30-$40 loss spending 30 minutes to strike out.
review comment
5 years ago
Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Rick’s is a professional operation.
Excellent and accurate review of the Rick's experience. Very corporate but an ideal place to chill or kill time and get a couple of drinks. Low mileage dances but usually hot women, and in particular usually at least one Asian, which is hard to find on the east coast and even in NYC. Also super accurate that you will experience a variety of lapdance approaches here. This review was hilariously spot on.
review comment
5 years ago
kevorius
The best kept secret in NJ.. ok maybe not
Yeah you would never know - I think the lack of social media presence helps avoid the kind of crowd and attention that might lead to complaints and a shutdown. The funny part of course is the adjacent liquor store - it's a good thing I don't live nearby because I wouldn't be able to control the urge to stop in every time I made a beer run for my home supply. That being said costs are really manageable here. If I like a club I'm always getting dances so that being said don't think I've ever spent as little as I spent here while still having a great time.
review comment
5 years ago
kevorius
The best kept secret in NJ.. ok maybe not
No cover. $20 a dance
discussion comment
5 years ago
wellhungsac420
NNJ/NY getting extras cause I'm soooo good looking
There were a few black girls there, some more stacked,
Yeah I would go here more often if they had those sorts of flavors. Hard to find in this area unless you go to NYC and deal with either their low.mileage or high high costs to.get anything resembling mileage.
discussion comment
5 years ago
wellhungsac420
NNJ/NY getting extras cause I'm soooo good looking
There were a few black girls there, some more stacked,
Variety is a strength here. Black dancers here are good - Sage is properly stacked, Cali is a spinner with black girl curves in the right places.
review comment
5 years ago
Portforporn
Came for basketball, left with blueball.
It does not shock me that you had this experience at the club. I find that in general but especially here, you never go directly to vip. Even though the lap dance area sucks, it's not too bad here especially when empty. Always spend the $20 to take a test drive. It can save you a wasted $200. As for the camera-less room, I've never been offered that verbally but I believe the last two booths at the very back are camera-less. Every vip I had here always went to one of these rooms automatically. I've always had LDK with mutual touching there, with extras offered though I never took them because that's not my thing. I agree with you how sometimes you might think about approaching THEM. It's crazy but that's how this club can be. I do agree with the other comment, sometimes it's better here to take a loss for $20 and get a dance with someone you aren't too interested in so that other dancers will see you are willing to spend and approach you. What I prefer to do here is sit at the stage and as a dancer gets close, talk to her and tell her I want a dance as I tip her. But I will say the Harem is a place you really need to carefully select your girl if you want vip. Some offer great customer service and are just fun while others are not like what happened to you.