Came for basketball, left with blueball.

Backstory: Left work really late, wanted to watch game, decided to stop in at the Harem to get my basketball with a side of titties.

I had never been there before, and damn near drove past the place because of how inconspicuous it is from the highway. Once inside, the bouncer charged me my 20 dollar cover and I noticed my game wasn't on any of the TVs there, so I asked them to put in on, and he very graciously took care of it for me. Now, it took a few tries (can't say the guy was a rhodes scholar...) but I eventually got it. The club is basically just one big open rectangular room, with a single long stage in the center surrounded by a single row of chairs. On one side seemed to be a VIP style area beyond some flimsy ropes where dancers just seemed to be hanging out checking their phones. Place seemed clean enough and I felt mostly comfortable. I moved right to the back to a really small bar area.

The club was mostly DEAD when I arrived around 9:30-10. There might have been 3 other dudes in the entire place when I arrived, and they all seemed to be regulars...definitely had relationships with a few of the dancers. I didn't really notice anything about the DJ or music, it was far from memorable, which is probably a plus in my book. When I took a seat at the bar, there was a group of 4 or 5 girls nearby and one began to talk to me immediately. She eventually offered a dance, but I made it clear I wasn't interested at the time, and she wasn't pushy at all. It was a nice surprise from most clubs I've been to. She even ordered food and when they brought it to her, it was clearly wrong...but she ate some of it regardless and even offered me to pick at it with her. The place definitely picked up a bit as it got later, but still was far from ever being full.