Reviews

Hong Kong club is a bacchanalian monger's paradise. I would highly recommend a visit to any strip club loving monger, as HK offers world class lap dances with the bonus of Arribas.

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Indulge is a classic "block" bar, which means divey, ultra high mileage and somewhat pricey.

I walked right in on a Saturday afternoon a few weeks ago, no pat down or even ID check.…

This club definitely lives up to the hype. I had the opportunity a few weeks ago to visit LS on a Thursday night, and am just getting around now to offering a review.…

Papermoon is a midsize club with a grandfather clause that allows it to operate as the only club with lap dances in the area. As a PL, you'll pay for that monopoly.

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PaperMoon is worth a visit during the pandemic, if you're stuck in DC and don't have the option to travel to better clubs. It's expensive as hell, but you can get a good grind…

Molly was an Italian beauty whose looks snuck up on you. When I got to the club, I there were already quite a few 8s and 9s working.

At $20 a pop, the…

The good news is you can get grindy lap dances here.

The bad news is everything else. The area is really sketchy. You may get pulled over on the way out or…

On a Monday night during peak season, there was 3 dancers, probably 20 dudes.

One dancer was a solid 9 and did amazing dances, if you were willing to battle for her attention.…

PaperMoon has some kind of a grandfathered exemption strip club laws. Unlike other clubs in Northern Virginia and DC, this club allows contact and private lap dances. PaperMoon is probably the closest you'll…

PaperMoon has some kind of a grandfathered exemption strip club laws. Unlike other clubs in Northern Virginia and DC, this club allows contact and private lap dances. PaperMoon is probably the closest you'll…