Like a Vegas strip club, but smaller and much more expensive

PaperMoon has some kind of a grandfathered exemption strip club laws. Unlike other clubs in Northern Virginia and DC, this club allows contact and private lap dances. PaperMoon is probably the closest you'll get in the DC area to a "Vegas-like" club experience, though it's not quite as good, and it is definitely way more expensive.

The talent can vary, though generally, there are a few 8s and 9s working. Most times I've been, I've found a decent looking lady who roughly matches my type (spinners, fit), I think it's likely most mongers will find someone who interests them. Sometimes you need to be patient to find the right lady.

Dances are very, very expensive: