Reviews

20 reviews by johnchan1923

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, TX

Busy BYOB

Making my way through the Austin area clubs. You’ve got two choices. Full liquor topless where the girls tend to be hotter and more English speakers. Or BYOB where it’s mostly Spanish speakers…

4 wks ago

Allure

Fort Myers, FL

Total dump. Why do I keep visiting?

★★★★★★★3.7/10

This place has been described before. Very small club. Walk in, single bar runs length of half of the club, a few low tables and low chairs, a stage (which during daytime rarely…

2 mos ago1

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Upscale and they know it!

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I won't go over the layout too much, as has been covered in other reviews. But a little background for context, as reviews are really only as good as the person reviewing it.…

3 mos ago2

Vixens on the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, FL

Seeking TPT in SWFL

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Since there haven't been many reviews since this club has reopened and rebranded as Vixens, figured I'd drop one in. This is feedback after 3-4 visits at various times of the day. Club…

4 mos ago3

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Sunday Afternoon: First Time in Triangle

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

First time in the Triangle area. I have visited clubs further south including Cheetah in Hallandale and BT Doral, and I chose this BT location because it seemed like the sweet spot between DD and…

6 mos ago3

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Day vs Night

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

With 600 reviews, I don’t think I need to give the club layout. This is simply a summary of a few recent afternoon visits. I’ve been to this club often during weekday evenings, and…

8 mos ago6

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

Day vs Night - still trying

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This review will be an over all review after several visits at various times of day. Days: I had been to this club several times during late afternoon. Overall it’s been slow, but enjoyable.…

9 mos ago

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, FL

Beats the hell out of Orlando

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Visiting Orlando for business. Knew better than to bother with those clubs. Fool me once and all. Hotel was in the international drive area. About an hour drive give or take.…

11 mos ago1

Lookers

Fort Myers, FL

SWFL is not South Florida

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

It’s been a while since a review has been posted on Lookers, so I will add one. Parking lot is spacious and plenty of spots. Feels safe. Entrance does face the street, as…

1 yr ago

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Afternoon, evening and late night review

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Have visited this club on various days, and at various times over the last year. Less of a review of the club, than some general feedback on times of day. Basics: Safe feeling…

1 yr ago1

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

A good option without driving north

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This will be a compilation of several weekday visits, each time usually around 3-6pm in the afternoon. The interior has been described, but an entrance (entry fee I think was $10, and a quick…

1 yr ago2

Allure

Fort Myers, FL

2 visits. 1 day. Both meh.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Visiting family in town. Had a good experience at this smallest club in the 239 about a year ago, and a few good daytime experiences on other recent visits. Went twice on this day,…

1 yr ago

Playmates Club

Miami, FL

Dead on Weeknight. Headed north to Cheetahs.

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Had been wanting to check this place out as it’s a much closer trip than my normal go to of Cheetah Hallandale. Literally 10 minutes from my hotel. Where’s cheetahs is a sold 30-45 minutes.…

1 yr ago1

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

Comparing to Hallendale

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

First time visit on Tuesday afternoon. I had been to Cheetah's in Hallendale, wasn't sure what to expect in West Palm. West Palm is a much smaller club, both in interior space, and…

1 yr ago1

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, FL

Why Are They Even Open?

★★★★★★2.0/10

Short and sweet "review", though there's not a lot to review, but an honest experience that will hopefully save others from wasting their time. Had a couple hours to kill before a flight, didn't…

2 yrs ago2

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, IN

Visiting 2x same night. Slow then picked up.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I won’t go into the details of layout. It’s mostly been spelled out. Large club for indy. Multiple stages. Girls only on some of the stages some of the time.…

2 yrs ago1

Allure

Fort Myers, FL

The Trifecta

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Posting this for those visiting the area and trying to pick between the three clubs Though this is a review for Allure (flat Babes), I’ll give brief details of Lookers and Vixens.…

2 yrs ago

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

This ain’t Kansas

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Had to share my latest adventure – a Thursday night visit to this club that's been on my radar. First off, the layout? Super unique. It's got three stages: two are these cool circular…

2 yrs ago2

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, IN

PT's was even slower than Brad's

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Well, I ain't from around these parts, just a fella passin' through, and I had me a Sunday night to spare. First, I swung by Brad's BF joint. Let me tell ya, it was deader…

3 yrs ago

Win Place & Show Bar

Louisville, KY

Slow afternoon

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Visited in the afternoon, just a handful of girls working. This is a non-acoholic nude club, but can get beers, etc next door. The dancers were 6-7's during the day time, maybe 4-5…

7 yrs ago2