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Q: What's an easy and cheap way to look 10-15 years younger?
A: Hang out with flagooner.
7 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(nicespice)
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On vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF
Since it's the last chance to wear white this season, starting today I will be taking a well-earned vacay over an extended Labor Day weekend. Everyone knows that when I take a vacation it's in the company of one…
17 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Lil_Baller100)
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When I go to the strip club, everyone calls me "Sir"
Some people (like myself) - by the way they look, they way they dress, the overall way they carry themselves - just naturally command respect and deference from the hot polloi. Although I’m used to such preferential treatment, it did…
14 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(lopaw)
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Six words: Who am I?
Let's play.
variety
big booty
small black clubs
Who am I?
23 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
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OT: Ohio murder suspect cracked jokes while killing boyfriend, claimed witness
After fatally shooting her cheating boyfriend in the face, Shayna Hubers joked he should be grateful for finally getting “the nose job he always wanted.”
Hubers, 27, claimed she shot Ryan Poston six times in self-defense at his Highland Heights, Ky.,…
6 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Longball300)
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If Nicole1994 is legit, does this mean she and DC9428 are really married?
I feel bad now about not getting them a gift.
17 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(nicespice)
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Time to send TrollWarnBot to the scrap heap
No big surprise that Nicole1994 was able to Keyser Söze the resident "geniuses" on TUSCL, but TrollWarnBot is supposed to be this ultra-sophisticated AI, and he didn't have a clue, either.
Hopefully he'll do the right thing and delete himself.
15 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
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Question for the regular posters who are on here 24/7 - do you have jobs?
I can understand the guys that are bored and have unlimited time on their hands, like shadowcat (retired) or flagooner (invalid), but what about the rest of you?
Are you all unemployed guys in your 40's living in your Mom's basement…
40 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(two_bits)
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@TrollWarnBot - How about you start doing your job around here?
It appears your algorithms need a tune-up.
This place has been overrun with trolls for weeks, and you're just getting around to identifying @Daddy_Tricks?
Plus you completely missed @Juicebox69 posting as @Trish_Club_Lust.
Just goes to show you, even the most sophisticated AI is…
6 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(two_bits)
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Thank you Nina...
...for exposing the sausage-fingered fraud among us. It's disgraceful that someone would impugn the integrity of the board like this. Who knows how long this travesty would have gone on if it hadn't been for Nina's vigilance and…
13 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(two_bits)
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OT: DUI suspect allegedly tells police she shouldn't be arrested because she's a
Seems like a reasonable defense to me. Plus her mug shot is hot!
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dui-suspect-allegedly-tells-police-shouldnt-arrested-shes-clean-thoroughbred-white-girl-005705323.html
32 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(flagooner)

