Reviews

16 reviews by area_5

Chez Joey

Baltimore, MD

Hot spinners on the Block

I was optimistic that on Sunday Memorial Day weekend there would be a least a couple of lively clubs on the "Block" (400 block of East Baltimore Street). While several other clubs were closed or…

2 mos ago3

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, FL

Say 'yes' to a lap dance

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I was visiting Daytona Beach and dropped by Molly's around 10pm and paid the $20 cover. It was pretty quiet, 12 dancers on shift, one dancer on stage and a hot slim ebony girl…

4 mos ago2

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

The sad decline continues

★★★★★★★2.7/10

The sad decline continues at Paradizio, I went on Christmas Eve, paid the usual $10 cover and entered the club. This club is in the hood, so be careful where you park, but I've…

1 yr ago

Bottoms Up

Baltimore, MD

Bottoms On, Tops off at Bottoms Up

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Patron traffic in Baltimore clubs seems to be down, and several on 'The Block' are shuttered. Nude is legal on the Block, but infrequent more and more these days. I arrived at the downstairs Bottoms…

1 yr ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Great pit stop, wouldn't plan a night around it

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Good Guys is a very vanilla strip club in a city & region with just a few. I live in DC, and no matter what time I visit, there are always girls on stage and…

2 yrs ago1

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

Sometimes outstanding, when they have the slim model talent

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

When the right girl(s) are working here, it's the best place in NJ. But it's hit-or-miss on the talent on any given night. Sometimes a slow night with one great girl working is all…

2 yrs ago1

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

Classy club with truly beautiful women

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

The Cloakroom is a classy 'gentlemans club' that delivers on expectations. Upon walking in there were two hot girls dancing on stage, fully nude. Cover is $20 and beers are $14 and mixed…

3 yrs ago2

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

Miles above many others

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I've visited Paradizio three times in three weeks and there is a reason I've been coming back. It's a hood club and pretty wild. They've got mileage on tap. The neighborhood is sketchy, there…

3 yrs ago2

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, MD

Overdressed at the Ritz

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Visited the Ritz about 7pm on a Saturday evening. Paid a cover charge of $20 and ordered a beer ($8). This place gets off to a slow start and I was one of three…

3 yrs ago

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

Entering Mustang's you'll be forgiven if you think you landed in a dusty town in Texas at a rundown soon to shutdown bar, that inexplicably happens to have sexy urban, topless AA dancers. The bartender…

4 yrs ago3

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Fine for a Hooters like experience

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Sunday afternoon, I saw the Crystal City Restaurant & Gentleman's Club was open when few other options were during late afternoon and so I drove the short trip from DC to Crystal City, VA.…

4 yrs ago

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, PA

Great club

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This was my first time visiting Club Risque. I was visiting on a late Sunday afternoon around 5pm. Upon entering, it seemed sort of empty, but must have been a change of staff,…

7 yrs ago

Chez Joey

Baltimore, MD

Best of the strip

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I spent an evening visiting a dozen of the Baltimore strip clubs on E. Baltimore Street. Some I just poked my head in, but I spent money in at least six clubs. The…

7 yrs ago

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

High and Low Times at the Gold Club

★★★★★★★4.0/10

This was my second and probably last visit to the Gold Club. I visited early evening around 6pm on a Monday. There were a half dozen or so dancers. Beers were $8.25…

8 yrs ago1

Desire

Baltimore, MD

Hot time with Jazz

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

My first visit to Desires was on a Sunday afternoon. When I walked in, it was empty, but the bartender said she had four girls and soon their was a girl on stage and…

8 yrs ago

Breathless

Rahway, NJ

2nd visit to Breathless

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Overall, Breathless is a pretty good NJ bikini club. Highlights are the reasonable six dollar beers and great lap dances. The bartenders are unusually nice and friendly also. Most of the girls are Latino…

8 yrs ago

Reviews

Hot spinners on the Block

Say 'yes' to a lap dance

The sad decline continues

Bottoms On, Tops off at Bottoms Up

Great pit stop, wouldn't plan a night around it

Sometimes outstanding, when they have the slim model talent

Classy club with truly beautiful women

Miles above many others

Overdressed at the Ritz

Ebony babes at the Wall

Fine for a Hooters like experience

Great club

Best of the strip

High and Low Times at the Gold Club

Hot time with Jazz

2nd visit to Breathless

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