Reviews by area_5

The sad decline continues at Paradizio, I went on Christmas Eve, paid the usual $10 cover and entered the club. This club is in the hood, so be careful where you park, but I've…

Patron traffic in Baltimore clubs seems to be down, and several on 'The Block' are shuttered. Nude is legal on the Block, but infrequent more and more these days. I arrived at the downstairs Bottoms…

Good Guys is a very vanilla strip club in a city & region with just a few. I live in DC, and no matter what time I visit, there are always girls on stage and…

When the right girl(s) are working here, it's the best place in NJ. But it's hit-or-miss on the talent on any given night. Sometimes a slow night with one great girl working is all…

The Cloakroom is a classy 'gentlemans club' that delivers on expectations. Upon walking in there were two hot girls dancing on stage, fully nude. Cover is $20 and beers are $14 and mixed…

I've visited Paradizio three times in three weeks and there is a reason I've been coming back. It's a hood club and pretty wild. They've got mileage on tap. The neighborhood is sketchy, there…

Visited the Ritz about 7pm on a Saturday evening. Paid a cover charge of $20 and ordered a beer ($8). This place gets off to a slow start and I was one of three…

Entering Mustang's you'll be forgiven if you think you landed in a dusty town in Texas at a rundown soon to shutdown bar, that inexplicably happens to have sexy urban, topless AA dancers. The bartender…

Sunday afternoon, I saw the Crystal City Restaurant & Gentleman's Club was open when few other options were during late afternoon and so I drove the short trip from DC to Crystal City, VA.…

This was my first time visiting Club Risque. I was visiting on a late Sunday afternoon around 5pm. Upon entering, it seemed sort of empty, but must have been a change of staff,…

I spent an evening visiting a dozen of the Baltimore strip clubs on E. Baltimore Street. Some I just poked my head in, but I spent money in at least six clubs. The…

This was my second and probably last visit to the Gold Club. I visited early evening around 6pm on a Monday. There were a half dozen or so dancers. Beers were $8.25…

My first visit to Desires was on a Sunday afternoon. When I walked in, it was empty, but the bartender said she had four girls and soon their was a girl on stage and…

Overall, Breathless is a pretty good NJ bikini club. Highlights are the reasonable six dollar beers and great lap dances. The bartenders are unusually nice and friendly also. Most of the girls are Latino…