Reviews by TheElmerFudd

Visited after work on a Thur evening around 6pm. Parked car in nearby lot, no cover. Club was same as everyone had described. Small / medium sized rectangular room with bar on one long…

This is my second trip to LS during the day. The club setup is a bit awkward: entrance and vip are downstairs; the bar and stage are upstairs. The stage is shaped like…

I was in town a couple weeks ago and revisited FC with a friend. The layout had been described in previous reviews so I won’t rehash. My general impression remained the same: higher…

In town for business. Stopped by BT Dearborn first but couldn’t close the deal. Headed to Criket next. About 10 dancers and equal number of patrons. The girls were a bit too far…

I was in town for the week for business last week and stopped by Thur and Fri afternoons. Thur I got there 5pm. Dozen dancers or so in the day shift. Mostly 6-7s, with a…

I had a few hours to burn during a layover, so I stopped by BT one Friday afternoon. The club is reasonably well reviewed so I’ll skip the descriptions of the club. I…

I came here Saturday afternoon and this place was dead. To be fair, Saturday afternoon is a pretty dead time at any club, but this place was really bad at that time. I…

I was in town for business and stopped by. The club setup and the fees have been covered by everyone so I won’t rehash. Ultimately it’s either worth it for you or not,…

First time back in a bit more than a year. The club is in an industrial area. The street markings weren’t clear and my nav system led me astray, so it took me…

I was in Detroit a month ago and visited FC a couple times. This is the review for the second day. The layout and fees have been covered before, so I’ll focused on…

This is the local club that I go to every few months when I drive by. They have a stream of solid Russian girls that come and go ie there’s fresh talent frequently.…

I visited FC for the first time a couple months ago and enjoyed it, so I came back to Detroit for more a couple weeks ago. Got there around 9pm on a Friday.…

Stopped by around thursday 8pm for the first time as i had a long layover. $8 valet, $15 cover, $10 for a large bottle of water. So a bit pricey just to get…

Was in the area so stopped by given good reviews. No cover and the place was 80% full. Found an empty spot at the bar and grabbed a corona for $5. Mostly…

Came back after quite a few years away from Vegas and recently rejoining the single men’s club. Hasnt changed much: still a huge club with a dance club vibe and many dancers. The…

Havent been to mystique for over a year. Drove by a few days ago and decided to stop and check it out. Its on a main street and the parking lot is well…

I visited this place for the first time a few months ago and was utterly disappointed. Posted a review and folks said to check it out in the afternoon. I was in the…

Stopped by out of boredom. Neighborhood bar feel. The dancers have seen better days. The usual tip parade. Only one of the dancers (I can’t remember her name) looked barely passable…

This club is well reviewed so I won’t go over the details of the club setup again. I’ll instead just provide general impressions and some notes on the girl I saw. Stopped by Monday night…

Visited this club for the first time a couple weeks back. Friends have highly recommended it, so my expectations were pretty high. I got there around 8:30pm and the parking lot was packed.…