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published 5 yrs ago
Who the fuck is Billy Dean
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Came on a Thursday night after midnight. It’s in a strip mall on Newbridge road in the heart of prototypical Long Island suburbia. Plenty of parking. Cover was $15. Bud light was $8.50 and there…

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published 5 yrs ago
Not my thing
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

This place hasn't been reviewed in a while. It's called Secrets now not Illusions. They have a parking lot, should be enough spots. Came just after midnight. No cover. Bunch people out front having a…

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published 5 yrs ago
Nope just a mirage
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Came on a Saturday night after midnight. It’s in smithtown, nice area. A lot more trees out here way out in Suffolk. Plenty of parking. It looks like somebody’s house on the side of the…

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published 5 yrs ago
Now this is the real review
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Came in on a Saturday night. It’s has its own parking lot wasn’t hard to find a spot. Street parking seemed filled so if you don’t get a spot on the street it might be…

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published 5 yrs ago
Asses bigger than Tony Soprano
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Came in after midnight on a Saturday. This is the Sopranos strip club. Right off I-80 you can’t see it from there driving. Plenty of parking. Safe area. Big place. Walk in, No cover. Layout…

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published 5 yrs ago
Apple Juice
reviewed by
Muddy

7.7

Came here on a Saturday night. Between MetLife stadium and Manhattan in Secaucus New Jersey. It’s located across from a dump it looks like and boy does it smell like shit. Anyway there are plenty…

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published 5 yrs ago
Solid talent
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Came in after midnight on a Saturday. Right off I-80 you can’t see it from there driving. Plenty of parking. Safe area. Big place. Walk in, No cover. Layout if one rectangle bikini bar couple…

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published 5 yrs ago
Too crowded on a Friday night
reviewed by
Muddy

7.7

It might’ve been because the Yankees just had a playoff win that it was so packed, also Friday night. I didn’t give a shit though because I’m a Mets fan. One of the many Paterson…

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published 5 yrs ago
Big space at Lace
reviewed by
Muddy

7.7

Big club for New Jersey. Only like 10 dancers working though. Came on a Friday night after midnight. Plenty of parking in an industrial area. Walk in cover is $10 drink ticket so atleast you…

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published 5 yrs ago
Packed but good talent
reviewed by
Muddy

7.7

Came here on a Friday night. It’s in Bloomfield, New Jersey. I thought the area was fine. I parked on the street, their parking lot is pretty small. Walk in, no cover. Place was fucking…

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published 5 yrs ago
Fake asses as big as the sun, and just as painful to look at
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Friday night. It got good reviews so I thought I would stop in. Downtown Paterson by a hospital. They have a parking garage. Walk in get patted down. Layout is bar on the right with…

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published 5 yrs ago
Even better than a Tom Clancy novel
reviewed by
Muddy

8.0

Neighborhood bar completely tucked away in a suburban area. Came on a Friday night. NJballa reccomended it and I’m glad I took his advice. And Man I wish I had a bar like this in…