Reviews by lick-that

Howdy Gents. This is an amalgamation of 2 mid-week visits to PH, I believe Tuesday and Thursday, forgive me these days are a blur, or we're getting old. Lot was half full, so was the bar.…

Review of recent visit here. As anyone familiar with the place knows, this covers both Pearl and Outer Space. Went late afternoon thinking it would be something going on before evening, it used to have a…

Went there Sunday about an hour before closing, no cover to get in. Well organized and ample parking, attended too was nice. Usual checks to get in, place is bigger than it looks outside, 2…

First time since the Rona, and man it's a difference. Never particularly fond of this place, was just somewhere to catch a quick break from the highway between PHL and Jersey. But my to my…

As the title says, was like a night-club when I went there. I've been during the week and it's laid back, but I guess weekends are party nights. $5 entry, security pat down. Parking is a…

Hands down my go to spot in Philly. As should be known it's 2 bars in 1, on 2 floors. The value leader for sure, but it's a really nice place to enjoy yourself.…

What. The. F@#$. Was out late and drove by seeing a number of cars in front, said Ok I'll bite. I'll make this short and sweet, if it doesn't get published, tough. PSA: STAY AWAY. Review should be…

Cleos is not what it used to be in years gone by. It was never a high-mileage club, but could still be fun. Somehow they've found a way to remove the fun from the equation. Club…

I'd never "BEEN" to La Pearl before. Let me clarify, I'd been upstairs to Outer Space, but never spent anytime downstairs at La Pearl. For those under Mt Rushmore somewhere, it's 2-1 clubs. Got there after…

An old time hangout of mine, I've been going again every few months since last year. Low key exterior you would miss it if you didn't know it was there. Right on Main St. so…

I've seen this place a few times passing on Route 1 right across from Trenton, and always wanted to check it out. The reviews have been murder however so was not inclined to make a…

Haven't been to Lookers in like forever. Had virtually forgotten about it as a SC, more like a truck stop in my memory. Boy was I pleasantly surprised. Went there with my GF after leaving…

Place has been around forever and it shows. Not that you are expecting much but Damn. Same place, same people, same girls. More of a locals bar than strip joint. You'll literally see the same faces today as…

This place has been in existence forever, but I only recently ventured inside. Typical Irvington hood bar. Small, cramped, none too clean. Dodgy parking outside. If you're not comfortable in the environment, don't try it. Spot…

This place has been in existence forever, but I only recently ventured inside. Typical Irvington hood bar. Small, cramped, none too clean. Dodgy parking outside. If you're not comfortable in the environment, don't try it. Spot…

Omg, where to begin. This is like stepping back into the worst housing projects in the country, in the 80's 90's. A sad tale really. Didn't have much expectation going in but Damn! Dump n Go…

Not really a review more like an update. Pace had a fire about 2 weeks ago and is now Bjorn for the foreseeable future. Another one bites the dust. It seems we're losing quite a…

Much improved from my last time here. Afternoons still pretty laid back and slow, more regular bar with dancers affair. Got in sat other side of the bar, dollar parade is constant, but they move…

Went here not too long ago on a Biz trip with some clients. After dinner and drinks on the strip we were recommended here by a waitress at the bar. On appearance outside I guessed it…

At the risk of sounding like a club ad, this actually a pretty decent place. Only been there once, but seems well organized. Coming from my usual other clubs in the area, this is obvious…

Like stepping into a time warp, I haven't been to this place in years. Almost had to check my calendar. Same old layout. Same everything. Like a museum display that hasn't been touched in a…

Went back for the first time since summer. I'm friendly with one of the girls there, so went to chat her up. Note: the door is in back by the parking lot, not in front…

Went to Cab for the first time in quite a while now, I heard a girl I knew was working there so went to see if she would be there. She wasn't so being me…

Been wanting to get around the Paterson scene for a while now, so did a couple short stay visits, so excuse the lack of extensive detail. First off this is almost 2 clubs in 1. A…

Slicks is closed since the end of May 2017. I have fond memories of good times there over the years. Was always a more neighborhood bar/family atmosphere than anything else. Dancers there were cool enough…