Comments by fermion18

You got off easy. Late at night it’s 20 at the door and 2 drink minimum. Girls are not much better.

There’s no booth remotely resembling a “champagne room” in this club.

This is a great line: “At a topless bar, tits shouldn’t be an upsell”.

Thanks for the review. This reminds me of the VIP line at DD Pompano. The more enterprising dancers will suggest a tip to the VIP bouncer to skip the queue.

Exec lounge has been $55 (one time) to the house. Then dance prices are dance prices. Not sure if this is part of your $100 or what.

Attendant?

I’m sticking to happy hour Modelo’s ($7 or $8?)

Unfortunately, the first thing I noticed upon entry was the ear piercing music. I guess the DJ returned his hearing aids.

That’s right. No extras on this trip or any prior. The dancers keep a cloth between you and the goods. And they don’t take kindly to having your Johnson slip out.

In my experience, Cheetah’s on a busy night is mostly slim young pussy with few bolts ons. Table dance is almost as good as private dance and much better deal. (Which is to say that privates were a bit disappointing) But I find that many of the best girls won’t circulate and don’t offer it. I had to walk up to these girls and ask for a private.

Both times I did VIP at DD the bouncer asked for money up front. First time was the usual $25. Second time was a higher rate as I was paying to jump the line.

Sorry about the title. Somehow it submitted as I was still typing.

When I was last there (pre-COVID) many if the ladies put on a fabulous acrobatic and sensual dance routine. Both at the main stage and the side stages. How was the show when you were there?

Maybe it was $100/5 and I misunderstood? First girl just said we’re done and that was that. Second girl kept me there for a very long time then asked for more. It’s a strip joint so both are a rip off. But the second interaction was much better. I can hardly remember the first one. That’s what pussy will do to you.

I had just an hour to kill before picking up my friend at the airport so ducked into Tootsies based on all the reviews here and the low cover no parking fee. Paid my $10 and stayed downstairs. I don’t have much to add to the great intel here except that I had good mileage with floor dances on those counters along the perimeter. Several ladies were happy to grind for singles. I was running the meter at maybe $1 per minute with breaks for conversation.

Nice review. Matched my experience more or less. Mercenary is probably the word for it. I won't go back unless I'm sober and sporting a serious hard-on. And I'll bring a larger condom. I found that the girls prefer FS to BJ. Not surprising given that both are covered and BJ is more work. If you take them back for a BJ they will keep taking your dick out of their mouth to demand FS. This can be rather disappointing unless you go in planning to upgrade and don't show her you have 225. Mine agreed to FS for 60 more so I guess that's 40 I get to spend elsewhere.

Thanks for the details. I had done no research going in so didn't try VIP. Private dance was low friction mutual touch. Sounds like VIP is quite a bit more costly than the 3-dance special at DD. How much time does this buy you? I did note a few bad bolt-ons but these were thankfully in the minority.

Not fake. You might consider that s first time reviewer that doesn't pay a membership fee has never read a full review so they can't conform to the norms of other reviews. Anyway, since writing this up I read on USAG that they are closing or closed and sending business to a new SG further north. Thought that was a national chain? Anyway, when I'm down in a couple weeks I hope to visit a higher mileage club like DD. I'll try and write a review that meets your exacting standards afterwards.