Bemushroomed

Of course it doesn't feel like a pussy. But those things are 100% awesome. I own 5. Shop around at fleshassist and pick one you're sure to like. The best way to use them is not to use your hands on it. Prop it between some pillows and fuck it.

Also, any favorites I should be looking out for at Rio or dancers?

Surprised how? Hotties are great but stickshifting or BJ is the goal.

"A stripper addict is the biggest liar of all." Ouch. Don't tell my wife.

I'm not a Casanova by any means but the opening was when she said you talked a big game. A challenge like that should answered with the same level of challenge. Something like, "Try me" or "only one way to find out" would have fit nicely there. Leave it to her to step back from it without being rude, but let her know you put your foot in the door. She's right about the lame line. It comes across as insecure and passive-aggressive but it's good that she told you it was lame. It means she realises that you're out of your depth and she doesn't mind. The next step is just to not miss the next opportunity to escalate things. Take the mistake in stride, you're on the right track.