Comments by PAWG_Patrol (page 14)

ROBs are gonna be ROBs regardless of if you touch them or not. A lot will try to charge just for talking. Almost sounds to me like they're paying off the cop to be part of their little extortion scheme. Thanks for the heads up I'll never step foot in Strokers.

There's been a male bouncer physically sitting in the LD room every time I've been there. In addition to cameras. There's a short older lady who might be manager/owner but I've only seen her as LD cashier never inside the LD room.

Electronman: The VIP rooms are a cluster of about 4 rooms. They used to have beaded curtains but now they're just open doorways which is why from certain angles you can see inside. I've had dancers turn off the light for more privacy lol.

7-9 might be asking too much. I've never seen more than 4 dancers here. On some nights, the bartender is the only chick working! 😂

Had a good time for sure. I'll probably hang by the stage more next time I go to GH. Stick shifting and friction in DMV can be fun. But then I go back home to the GA/FL area and get offered the full menu on a weekday afternoon. It makes everything else feel like a tease!

Jonny I've only gotten dances from a few girls here. Mileage seems relatively low like the rest of the DC/VA area. Would have to test out a few more dancers to say. Definitely hope that bubble butt blonde is there next visit!

You could've saved it by saying "I'm just using the ATM" since there is one right next to the guy who takes money. But you usually don't pay until after anyway so that whole situation could've been avoided. Haha chalk it up to experience though. It's an expensive but enjoyable hobby 😂

Doesn't sound like she "ripped you off" Sounds like she offered 200 plus cost of dances for all inclusive and you left and thus had to pay for your dances.

Worst club I've ever been to. Atmosphere like a dentist's waiting room. Only 3 dancers, 2 of them 40+. No enthusiasm/no sexiness/no pole tricks. Manager was at the bar making sure dancers didn't linger in laps too long during god damn LAP dances. It was such a depressing scene I wanted to pay the girls to put their clothes back on 😂

Nice. Didn't know you could get that kind of mileage here.

"I remain skeptical that anything remotely close to these promises could happen at a strip club in the South" sounds like you need to pay a visit to Florida!

Not the first review that's complained about having to haggle about dance prices here. That and the prices have kept me away from Cloakroom so far. Just curious, you described the dancers as high quality but didn't really elaborate. Got a quick breakdown on what these girls looked like?

One dancer here told me the buy 5 get 1 free deal is in a different more private room. Is that true or is it the same LD room as everyone else?

The potential PAWG action here makes it seem worth paying a visit soon. And I agree. TT girls are stuck up bitches 😂😂

I see you've figured out the bead curtain upgrade scam early on. Good work. But a $100 tip for 3 regular dances? That's mighty generous of you 😂

Yeah that's why I wait a few weeks to post my reviews. Do you think people are going to cross reference some non-existent dancer schedule archive to a random unidentified Thursday afternoon in 2022 to pinpoint the identities of one of 2 blondes who may have worked that day?

Papi: My apologies I didn't realize leaving out names and being as vague as "curvy blonde" was still considered identifying information

It's around $200 for the cheapest private room. For possible light 2 way. No thanks, I'll just order some wings, enjoy the T&A, then hit the road!

Dances are $30

galabad: Saw 4 redheads that night but only talked to 2 of them. So I'm not sure about Melanie. But I am hoping to pop in either here or Papermoon this weekend. Thanks for your new review of PM btw. Very helpful 👍

Was considering stopping in here but I hate haggling LD prices. Thanks for the info 👍

Yeah I even double checked with another dancer about the 2 redheads I had been with. She said "Amber and Lydia"

Sounds like this joint is still up to its old tricks after all these years 😂 Had too much fun the only couple times I went. Have been meaning to go back. Thanks for the well written update of this place.

So the couches are no longer covered in ripped up plastic? 😂 It's too bad this place can't get it together. It's like as the quality of the club decreases, the quality of dancer it attracts decreases too. Downward spiral.

Jonny12345: I'm a sucker for redheads so I'm biased. Lydia was a 9 for sure. Pretty face, smokin hot body. Amber gave better dances though.