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Comments by ljpfla2016

  • review comment
    3 years ago
    opanjob
    Florida
    Hottest women in area
    BTW, my planned Friday Recon is on 7 / 16 /2021,--if all goes according to plan. But sometimes the best "lay" plans often go arwy, LOL.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Stopping at OZ after a long hiatus
    OK, Thanks Mike, now in my USCL lexicon, LOL.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    opanjob
    Florida
    Hottest women in area
    Doing a major recon this up coming Friday, both day and night, so I hope there'll be a major intel dump for the USCL mavens. Oz and DD major targets of interest, but will hit THE Manor early as a warm up. Will pointedly go to the management / dance room watchmen to get get the straight dope from the horses mouth on dance deals, etc. I haven't been to Oz in many years, and in the past it never really did click for me as far as dancers / dance deals go. Always thought it was a nice club as far as everything else goes. I've been to DD and Bare Assets several months ago, had high hopes but was a big of a let down, no need to elaborate here. My objective is a 15 min. room with up to $200 extras, BUT it has to be with my type of dancer, -- major league over the shoulder bolder holder Ja-bows mated to a not overly curvy chassis. A long shot ? Sure. But since I can't do the Holy Trinity in Pompano Bch any time soon with a HUGE wad, I'm rolling the dice on this outing. Sorry if this post turned into more of a "cuming attractions" than an on point current comment, but just wish me luck and stay tune Club Brothers, LOL.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Stopping at OZ after a long hiatus
    Due to my ignorance, what is " PAWG ? " Not in USCL Glossary, my best guess is along the lines of " GPS " dancer, so what's up ?
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Seems like the Tourist place to be
    Maybe it'll help to note that here on USCL Clubs are listed according to FL counties, not cities, metro area, etc., so perhaps when in Rome.....
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Implants4life
    Thank your local plastic surgeon
    A pricey Cuban with killer tits
    BTW Implants4life, if you see this comment, -- what was in the $350 package, how long was the "dance time" and what type of room did you get and what was the total cost for the room. ? Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Implants4life
    Thank your local plastic surgeon
    A pricey Cuban with killer tits
    You're my kind of guy as far as dancers go, LOL. I'll be rolling the dice in the Pompano big 3 of DD, BT, & C. So far DD has the best rep for Fantastic Plastic Dolls. I'm all about big tits, even ones that are as "the Donald" would say, "Huge." But it must be mated up with a reasonably thin waist and a fairly tight but no big fake fat ass. Think old school Barbie Doll with a bigger rack. I know, good luck with that order, but you are giving me high hopes to score this dancer so any extra details on this dancer would be greatly appreciated. Also if anyone has intel along the lines of my taste in dancers,-- no matter what club, -- please let me know. And price is no object to a certain extent either as I have 1 foot in the coffin and the other on a banana peel,-- you can't take it with you and all that. And I might spring for the 1 hour C Room just to give deep details on the inside. So I might take a big one for the team, LOL. Win or lose there'll be an epic data dump of this planned escapade with a ton of deep dive though discrete details. So please give a shout out to help make this one for the books. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Lucky Monday Afternoon?
    I'll be rolling the dice in the Pompano big 3 of DD, BT, & C. So far DD has the best rep for Fantastic Plastic Dolls. I'm all about big tits, even ones that are as "the Donald" would say, "Huge." But it must be mated up with a reasonably thin waist and a fairly tight but no big fake fat ass. Think old school Barbie Doll with a bigger rack. I know, good luck with that order, but any intel on this matter would be greatly appreciated no matter what club. Price no object to a certain extent either as I have 1 foot in the coffin and the other on a banana peel,-- you can't take it with you and all that. And I might spring for the 1 hour CR just to give deep details on the inside. So I might take one for the team, LOL. Win or lose there'll be an epic data dump of this planned escapade with a ton of deep dive though discrete details. So please give a shout out to help make this one for the books. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Mechanical, No White or Asian
    Mechanical or not, race no issue, it sounds like worth a visit. I'll be rolling the dice in the Pompano big 3 of DD, BT, & C. So far DD has the best rep for Fantastic Plastic Dolls. I'm all about big tits, even ones that are as "the Donald" would say, "Huge." But it must be mated up with reasonably thin waist and a fairly tight but no big fake fat ass. Think old school Barbie Doll with a bigger rack. I know, good luck with that order, but any intel on this matter would be greatly appreciated no matter what club. Price no object to a certain extent either as I have 1 foot in the coffin and the other on a banana peel,-- you can't take it with you and all that. Win or lose there'll be an epic data dump of this planned escapade with a ton of deep dive though discrete details. So please give a shout out to help make this one for the books. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Got one
    I'll be rolling the dice in the Pompano big 3 of DD, BT, & C. So far DD has the best rep for Fantastic Plastic Dolls. I'm all about big tits, even ones that are as "the Donald" would say, "Huge." But it must be mated up with reasonably thin waist and a fairly tight but no big fake fat ass. Think old school Barbie Doll with a bigger rack. I know, good luck with that order, but any intel on this matter would be greatly appreciated no matter what club. But the C here still sounds in my wheelhouse as my fav freak show is hard to come by, so when in Rome, etc. Price no object to a certain extent either as I have 1 foot in the coffin and the other on a banana peel,-- you can't take it with you and all that. Win or lose there'll be an epic data dump of this planned escapade with a ton of deep dive though discrete details. So please give a shout out to help make this one for the books. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Fun times during troubling times again.
    I'll be rolling the dice in the Pompano big 3 of DD, BT, & C. So far DD has the best rep for Fantastic Plastic Dolls. I'm all about big tits, even ones that are as "the Donald" would say, "Huge." But it must be mated up with reasonably thin waist and a fairly tight but no big fake fat ass. Think old school Barbie Doll with a bigger rack. I know, good luck with that order, but any intel on this matter would be greatly appreciated no matter what club. But the C here still sounds in my wheelhouse as my fav freak show is hard to come by, so when in Rome, etc. Tall Brazilian honey with bolt-ons could fit the bill as table dance sounded hot. Price no object to a certain extent either as I have 1 foot in the coffin and the other on a banana peel,-- you can't take it with you and all that. Win or lose there'll be an epic data dump of this planned escapade with a ton of deep dive though discrete details. So please give a shout out to help make this one for the books. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Dolfan
    What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
    Dayshift dancer quality is supurb
    I'll be rolling the dice in the Pompano big 3 of DD, BT, & C. So far DD has the best rep for Fantastic Plastic Dolls. I'm all about big tits, even ones that are as "the Donald" would say, "Huge." But it must be mated up with reasonably thin waist and a fairly tight but no big fake fat ass. Think old school Barbie Doll with a bigger rack. I know, good luck with that order, but any intel on this matter would be greatly appreciated no matter what club. But the C here still sounds in my wheelhouse as my fav freak show is hard to come by, so when in Rome, etc. Price no object to a certain extent either as I have 1 foot in the coffin and the other on a banana peel,-- you can't take it with you and all that. Win or lose there'll be an epic data dump of this planned escapade with a ton of deep dive though discrete details. So please give a shout out to help make this one for the books. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    An Oddity at DD’s
    Great intel on the DD price SOP, thanks Papi. I'll be rolling the dice in the Pompano big 3 of DD, BT, & C. So far DD has the best rep for Fantastic Plastic Dolls. I'm all about big tits, even ones that are as "the Donald" would say, "Huge." But it must be mated up with reasonably thin waist and a fairly tight but no big fake fat ass. Think old school Barbie Doll with a bigger rack. I know, good luck with that order, but any intel on this matter would be greatly appreciated no matter what club. Price no object to a certain extent either as I have 1 foot in the coffin and the other on a banana peel,-- you can't take it with you and all that. Win or lose there'll be an epic data dump of this planned escapade with a ton of deep dive though discrete details. So please give a shout out to help make this one for the books. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Zeus13
    South Florida
    Booby back and Better
    Good to hear that this place is now maybe worth the candle checking it out. I'll be rolling the dice in the Pompano big 3 of DD, BT, & C. So far DD has the best rep for Fantastic Plastic Dolls. I'm all about big tits, even ones that are as "the Donald" would say, "Huge." But it must be mated up with reasonably thin waist and a fairly tight but no big fat fake ass. Think old school Barbie Doll with a bigger rack. I know, good luck with that order, but any intel on this matter would be greatly appreciated no matter what club. Price no object to a certain extent either as I have 1 foot in the coffin and the other on a banana peel,-- you can't take it with you and all that. Win or lose there'll be an epic data dump of this planned escapade with a ton of deep dive though discrete details. So please give a shout out to help make this one for the books. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    SamPerkins_420
    Parts Unknown
    Beautiful new upgrades, same full service
    Good to hear that this place is now maybe worth the candle checking it out. I'll be rolling the dice in the Pompano big 3 of DD, BT, & C. So far DD has the best rep for Fantastic Plastic Dolls. I'm all about big tits, even ones that are as "the Donald" would say, "Huge." But it must be mated up with reasonably thin waist and a fairly tight but no big fat fake ass. Think old school Barbie Doll with a bigger rack. I know, good luck with that order, but any intel on this matter would be greatly appreciated no matter what club. Price no object to a certain extent either as I have 1 foot in the coffin and the other on a banana peel,-- you can't take it with you and all that. Win or lose there'll be an epic data dump of this planned escapade with a ton of deep dive though discrete details. So please give a shout out to help make this one for the books. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    aroundtown
    South Carolina
    Three fabulous visits last week at Ybor!
    BTW, all attire available on Amazon guys.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    aroundtown
    South Carolina
    Three fabulous visits last week at Ybor!
    My go to attire for mongering is as follows: For shorts,-- and also slacks in cooler FL weather, -- I go with Haggar Men's Cool 18 Pro Pleated Front 4-Way Stretch Expandable Waist Shorts and Pants. Light weight, 4 -way stretch fabric, super expandable waistband stretches over 2.5 inches, and pleated front allowing easy "Expansion" for an easy full grip stick shifting. LOL. I always go with black to be in "ninja mode" to better disappear in the benches or booths with no curtains,-- not to mention hiding accidental leaking of a success Lap-dance King score. Collared Polo shirt in black is Hanes Sport Men's Cool DRI Performance Polo Shirt. Pants and shirt have good "skin feel" for the players on the field. And I do not work for Hanes, LOL !!! Add black sport shoes and Baseball Cap and I'm good to go. If smart phone comes out of pocket it goes under my Black Baseball Cap to the side for a little extra protection from being lifted by a real crooked ROB. Looks "Dress" enough for any club in FL,-- look like you just same off the fairway for a little fun action. So that's my "Johnny Cash Man in Black SOP attire for the clubs.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    All by myseeeeelf
    If Shill Ad it is a desperately honest one, LOL. Friday night 10 PM, only 6 dancers, and he is the only customer ? WTF ? !!! Maybe a late start club like Mons or 2001, but doubtful. If it is still in business, a Friday visit might be worth the look this mid Feb 2021 on my way to other clubs just for the hell of it. If parking lot looks weak I'll will give it the fast lane to put it in the rear view mirror. Maybe a last chance late night look if the other clubs don't deliver. But the parking lot has to look really good for a stop. The game still has to be worth the candle.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Sexy Miami dancers
    Review from a few weeks ago, no time frame other than Thursday night. If this was last Thursday before Super Bowel, 2 HoT Miami dancers to me would be more like it. But not being an up to date time frame of visit, it's down on the list below Gold Club on the next Covid Titty Bar Run, unless new recent reviews indicate otherwise.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    opanjob
    Florida
    Hottest women in area
    This place in the top 20 in the world ? BS.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Maz
    The Beach
    Disappointing and it may be due to new management
    If customer was actually back there for 45 mins, and the dancer said it was 15 mins., and customer claims to to have had only 2 songs, WTF ? You have to fair to the customer, but you have to be fair to the business, too. Customer and dancer were most likely scamming and I think properly called on it IMHO. We all had at one or another dropped a $10-$20 to door man leading to the dance area with the understanding of getting a little consideration and slack on inspection/time, usually 10-15 mins. of leeway. 2 songs vs 45 mins ? 15 mins. vs 45 ? BS. That drama wasn't on management, it was on the fools who tried to take advantage. I've seen BS by Dancers, Management, and both. I've got got scam once on song count, didn't pay and doorman / management saw it my way, probably because that was on going complaint with that particular dancer. Don't be stupid, most doormen and management are not. It's bad biz to scam customers, and it's bad biz to get scammed by workers / customers.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    ljpfla2016
    Florida
    TEASERS, --A VERY APROPOS NAME
    USCL, I may have submitted the same review twice by accident, delete one of them to clean up entries.