Reviews

TL;DR: Came here with bachelor party. Very good time had by all. Nothing otherworldly though. Kinda feels like going to the McDonald's of strip clubs. Maybe a bit better. Would return though. I came here with…

TL;DR: Another solid afternoon trip. Seems to always have at least one stunner. Stopped by on my way through town for work with a budget of $200. Must've been around 2:00 in the afternoon. The cover…

TL;DR: Some hot girls, decent prices, fine facilities. I'd come back on weekends for sure. Probably no extras around. Lots of cameras. I walked in around 7:45 intending to spend $200 or less. I usually bring…

TL;DR: Lots of girls, some hot, some not. Walked in around 9:00 on a Thursday evening. Easily the most girls I've ever seen working at The Pony. I was surprised because I didn't have any trouble…

TL;DR: Really unimpressed. Will probably be back out of habit. This is the end of my three-clubs-in-two-days trilogy that I've been writing about. I came here after a disappointing trip to Hustler. It was late for…

TL;DR: Arrived as amateur night started so I left. Stopped by after a Blue's game. Showing my ticket cut my cost of admission in half from $20 to $10. The girl taking tickets wasn't topless as…

TL;DR: One of a few customers due to a storm. Good time. I stopped by on a Tuesday. I was in the area for work and decided that since I hadn't been for a while I'd…

TL;DR: Good trip. Will return. Girls enjoy being touched. Stopped by on my way through STL for work. Gave my self an hour time limit here. Walked in around 5:30 and paid $15 to the bartender…

TL;DR: There's a lighting change in the private dance rooms, but everything else feels the same. I realize I've been the only person updating this club for a while, but it's the only nearby club I…

TL;DR: Got some hand help from a cute AA on dayshift. Hung out with fun girls on night shift. All in all, a fun club that I keep returning to. This review covers an afternoon trip…

When I went to The Pony last, I was hoping to try to get some extras before dayshift left. Unfortunately, by the time I got there, I was hungry. I decided to go ahead and…

TL;DR: Found extras. I went back to The Pony during the daytime in search of the mythical extras against my better judgement. My last review leaned heavily on the lack of talent of the daytime…