Amateur Night Indeed

TL;DR: Arrived as amateur night started so I left.

Stopped by after a Blue's game. Showing my ticket cut my cost of admission in half from $20 to $10. The girl taking tickets wasn't topless as many other reviews say, but I figure I just had bad luck (a theme of this trip). She was hot though. Maybe the hottest girl there I saw during my trip. I bought a bottle of water for $5, I think. Wasn't too bad, but wasn't a steal either. Told myself I'd only stay for an hour at most since I had a big drive in front of me.

I took my seat around 10:50. There was a good looking blonde on stage. She was really good looking relative to her peers in the building. I've been here before and seen some attractive ladies. They weren't here tonight. As the blonde was on stage, I thought to myself, "I'm getting dances from her, or nobody at all." There were some girls sitting beside the stage in lingerie, but 1) I'd later find out they're the amateurs and 2) The only one I found attractive was an Asian girl, and she was incredibly thin. The blonde got naked on stage and I was really hoping I could stop her on a lap around, but they started the amateur night. She hopped on the small unused stage and lied down to watch the girls. The first girl up was... not my type. The DJ was pretty funny, but it didn't sell me on the dancer any. Second girl was the Asian girl. She was cute, but as they'd said on Girls With Low Self Esteem, she was a surfboard. There were four more girls after her AND a dance off, so I left since no other girls were making the rounds.