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Reviews by EmileBerliner

  • review
    2 years ago
    OZ
    13577 US-19 Clearwater, FL 33764
    Still decent
    I have not been in Florida for 4-5 years so it had been a while since I stopped in at Oz. It's a decent looking club -- big main stage and a little satellite...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    2449 N 13th St Carter Lake, IA 51510
    What Happened to This Place?!
    Haven't been here in a few months even though this has been my favorite local club. There's no other way to say this...it sucked tonight. Strip clubs are supposed to be about fantasy. Not...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    2449 N 13th St Carter Lake, IA 51510
    Not bad at all
    Finally checked out Spearmint Rhino. Been down on Omaha area clubs for a long time. They mostly suck. This one is much better. Decent vibe inside, looks like a typical strip club with the...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Beach Girls
    6220 Raccoon River Dr West Des Moines, IA 50266
    Monday Funday
    Been here a number of times. Stopped in on Monday for 2-for-1 dances. Spent all my time and money with a Latin/black girl named Melanie (or something like that). Voluptuous body, great tits, tons...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club
    16361 US Hwy 19 N Clearwater, FL 33764
    Decent
    After spending some time at Oz and feeling less than satisfied, I decided to try DD's for the first time. There were only a handful of dancers - maybe 7 or 8 - and...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Beach Girls
    6220 Raccoon River Dr West Des Moines, IA 50266
    Fun on a Monday
    Been to Beach Girls a few times and always thought it was just decent. It can be really hit or miss in terms of the hotness of the girls. I was in Des Moines...
  • review
    7 years ago
    OZ
    13577 US-19 Clearwater, FL 33764
    Kind of a slow night, but a few gems
    Been to this before and had a good time - lots of variety of girls. Tuesday, however, there were fewer girls than normal for this club. No 10s, but some solid 8s and 9s,...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Mons Venus
    2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
    Mons was weak, but my dancer was great
    Been going to Mons for years, and it has been steadily going downhill. I only go during the day since the evening in there is unbearable. Last few times, there were no girls I...
  • review
    7 years ago
    OZ
    13577 US-19 Clearwater, FL 33764
    Better Than I Had Expected
    Based on most of the reviews, I thought this place would suck. Honestly, I don't know what those people who didn't like this place were smoking. I fucking loved it. The club has a...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Bare Assets
    1406 US-19 Holiday, FL 34691
    DAYOM!!
    I try to hit BA every time I am in the Tampa Bay area because I tend to like the atmosphere more than the clubs inside the city of Tampa itself. Holiday is a...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Mons Venus
    2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
    Back after a decade away
    Hadn't been to Mons in a few years so I decided to give it another go. I showed up and I was the only customer in the place! Some guys might like that, but...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Woody's Show Club
    9395 6th St SW Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
    Yuck
    Hit Cedar Rapids for the first time ever, and based on reviews, decided to check out Woody's. I don't know what you guys are smoking, this place sucks. I got there around 10 pm...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Lumberyard
    5910 4th St SW Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
    Better than Nothing
    After a horrible experience at Woody's, I decided to give Lumberyard II a chance. I've been to the one in Des Moines, and I kinda don't care for it. Plenty of cute girls, but...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Bare Assets
    1406 US-19 Holiday, FL 34691
    Annual Stop
    I hit the Tampa Bay area every year to see a Bucs game and hit the strip clubs. Over the years, I have had a consistently better time at Bare Assets than any of...
  • review
    8 years ago
    The LumberYard
    1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313
    Cute girls, boring time
    This club has a decent amount of young, cute dancers. Unfortunately, they seem to spend too much time in the dressing room or hanging out with drug dealers (only a guess). In other words,...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Beach Girls
    6220 Raccoon River Dr West Des Moines, IA 50266
    Not Half Bad
    Surprised by the good time I had at this place. Looked a little creepy at first - from the outside anyway. There weren't many girls out in the main room, but later I found...