Reviews by EmileBerliner

I have not been in Florida for 4-5 years so it had been a while since I stopped in at Oz. It's a decent looking club -- big main stage and a little satellite...

Haven't been here in a few months even though this has been my favorite local club. There's no other way to say this...it sucked tonight. Strip clubs are supposed to be about fantasy. Not...

Finally checked out Spearmint Rhino. Been down on Omaha area clubs for a long time. They mostly suck. This one is much better. Decent vibe inside, looks like a typical strip club with the...

Been here a number of times. Stopped in on Monday for 2-for-1 dances. Spent all my time and money with a Latin/black girl named Melanie (or something like that). Voluptuous body, great tits, tons...

After spending some time at Oz and feeling less than satisfied, I decided to try DD's for the first time. There were only a handful of dancers - maybe 7 or 8 - and...

Been to Beach Girls a few times and always thought it was just decent. It can be really hit or miss in terms of the hotness of the girls. I was in Des Moines...

Been to this before and had a good time - lots of variety of girls. Tuesday, however, there were fewer girls than normal for this club. No 10s, but some solid 8s and 9s,...

Been going to Mons for years, and it has been steadily going downhill. I only go during the day since the evening in there is unbearable. Last few times, there were no girls I...

Based on most of the reviews, I thought this place would suck. Honestly, I don't know what those people who didn't like this place were smoking. I fucking loved it. The club has a...

I try to hit BA every time I am in the Tampa Bay area because I tend to like the atmosphere more than the clubs inside the city of Tampa itself. Holiday is a...

Hadn't been to Mons in a few years so I decided to give it another go. I showed up and I was the only customer in the place! Some guys might like that, but...

Hit Cedar Rapids for the first time ever, and based on reviews, decided to check out Woody's. I don't know what you guys are smoking, this place sucks. I got there around 10 pm...

After a horrible experience at Woody's, I decided to give Lumberyard II a chance. I've been to the one in Des Moines, and I kinda don't care for it. Plenty of cute girls, but...

I hit the Tampa Bay area every year to see a Bucs game and hit the strip clubs. Over the years, I have had a consistently better time at Bare Assets than any of...

This club has a decent amount of young, cute dancers. Unfortunately, they seem to spend too much time in the dressing room or hanging out with drug dealers (only a guess). In other words,...

Surprised by the good time I had at this place. Looked a little creepy at first - from the outside anyway. There weren't many girls out in the main room, but later I found...