Reviews

16 reviews by EmileBerliner

Clearwater, FL

Still decent

I have not been in Florida for 4-5 years so it had been a while since I stopped in at Oz. It's a decent looking club -- big main stage and a little satellite stage…

4 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, IA

What Happened to This Place?!

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Haven't been here in a few months even though this has been my favorite local club. There's no other way to say this...it sucked tonight. Strip clubs are supposed to be about fantasy. Not everyone's…

7 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, IA

Not bad at all

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Finally checked out Spearmint Rhino. Been down on Omaha area clubs for a long time. They mostly suck. This one is much better. Decent vibe inside, looks like a typical strip club with the stage…

7 yrs ago

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, IA

Monday Funday

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Been here a number of times. Stopped in on Monday for 2-for-1 dances. Spent all my time and money with a Latin/black girl named Melanie (or something like that). Voluptuous body, great tits, tons of…

7 yrs ago

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, FL

Decent

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

After spending some time at Oz and feeling less than satisfied, I decided to try DD's for the first time. There were only a handful of dancers - maybe 7 or 8 - and none…

8 yrs ago2

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, IA

Fun on a Monday

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Been to Beach Girls a few times and always thought it was just decent. It can be really hit or miss in terms of the hotness of the girls. I was in Des Moines on…

8 yrs ago

Clearwater, FL

Kind of a slow night, but a few gems

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Been to this before and had a good time - lots of variety of girls. Tuesday, however, there were fewer girls than normal for this club. No 10s, but some solid 8s and 9s, and…

9 yrs ago

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Mons was weak, but my dancer was great

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Been going to Mons for years, and it has been steadily going downhill. I only go during the day since the evening in there is unbearable. Last few times, there were no girls I liked,…

9 yrs ago1

Clearwater, FL

Better Than I Had Expected

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Based on most of the reviews, I thought this place would suck. Honestly, I don't know what those people who didn't like this place were smoking. I fucking loved it. The club has a typical…

9 yrs ago

Bare Assets

Holiday, FL

DAYOM!!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I try to hit BA every time I am in the Tampa Bay area because I tend to like the atmosphere more than the clubs inside the city of Tampa itself. Holiday is a trek,…

9 yrs ago

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Back after a decade away

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Hadn't been to Mons in a few years so I decided to give it another go. I showed up and I was the only customer in the place! Some guys might like that, but I…

9 yrs ago

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, IA

Yuck

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Hit Cedar Rapids for the first time ever, and based on reviews, decided to check out Woody's. I don't know what you guys are smoking, this place sucks. I got there around 10 pm and…

9 yrs ago

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, IA

Better than Nothing

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After a horrible experience at Woody's, I decided to give Lumberyard II a chance. I've been to the one in Des Moines, and I kinda don't care for it. Plenty of cute girls, but they…

9 yrs ago

Bare Assets

Holiday, FL

Annual Stop

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I hit the Tampa Bay area every year to see a Bucs game and hit the strip clubs. Over the years, I have had a consistently better time at Bare Assets than any of the…

9 yrs ago

The LumberYard

Des Moines, IA

Cute girls, boring time

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This club has a decent amount of young, cute dancers. Unfortunately, they seem to spend too much time in the dressing room or hanging out with drug dealers (only a guess). In other words, it's…

9 yrs ago

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, IA

Not Half Bad

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Surprised by the good time I had at this place. Looked a little creepy at first - from the outside anyway. There weren't many girls out in the main room, but later I found out…

9 yrs ago