Reviews

123 reviews by loper

Centerfolds

Worcester, MA

Way better than I expected based on past visits.

Admission: $5 before 7 (I arrived just before the cutoff), $20 after. I was wanded, but no license scan. Wine: $8, decent quality. Small room with large stage, bar with maybe 10 seats, Some seating…

2 wks ago12

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, NH

Don't just pick the prettiest girl in the place

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Basics: Very large club, 3 stages, enormous area for private dances, etc., bar with very nice (and attractive) bartender who has worked there forever. They kept the main stage busy (this isn't always the case),…

1 mo ago3

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

A few good options

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Details: Admission: $10, license scan, LDs $30 per song -- songs are 3 min. or less. Music is too loud but bearable. Wine: $9.00, Gin and Tonic: $13. Food available, some of the menu items…

2 mos ago4

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, NH

I need more options.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I used to visit fairly regularly, but with the price increase I haven't been for a year or more. A simple lap dance is now $40. The 3 for $100 is probably the best deal,…

3 mos ago1

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Better than Expected, considering it's recent downturn

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Entry: $5 (just before 8), no license scan. Wine: $7, shot: $9. Lapdances: $30, decent length. There was a food menu, but nothing looked appealing, just apps, like chicken tenders, and one main dish, which…

4 mos ago6

Fine Line Lounge

Mendon, MA

Nice facilities but no action

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I'm a guy who is reluctant to approve a review when the reviewer has not so much as tried a lap dance, but here I am writing up Fine Line. Entry: $20 fee (high for the…

6 mos ago3

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

MLK Monday Evening at Mario's

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

MLK Monday was pretty slow. There only two girls who were not overweight: cute white spinner Violet and cuddly black spinner Honey. The club has a small bar, a large stage, and a sitting room with…

6 mos ago1

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Christmas Party Thursday

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I haven't been to a club in over a month, so I was anxious to see if there were any changes for better or for worse. Overall it seemed much the same as I remember…

7 mos ago4

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Another satisfying night at BC

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Admission is $10 except before 7 it is free. A nice woman gives you change and lets you in with no ID check, metal detector or pat down. Parking is ample and safe. The men's…

9 mos ago2

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Evolving?

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Dolls has been trying some new things. I'm not sure what that implies, but it some ways it's encouraging and some ways it's worrisome. One Friday I was here a few weeks ago I was…

11 mos ago4

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Redsox won and so did I

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I went out to watch the afternoon Redsox game, hoping to catch my old friend Tiffany (AA spinner -- great personality and skills), as she reportedly works afternoons. No luck on Tiffany, but there were…

11 mos ago2

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

My first "list review"

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I'm a regular here, which makes it a little hard to review, since I might assume something that no everyone is aware of. But, I'll give it the old try. This is a large club with…

12 mos ago9

Foxy Lady

Providence, RI

Sunday night, Tame night

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Foxy Lady is a largish club with a 2 bars, a large stage, a smaller stage, a large lap dance area and a private dance area downstairs. The smash burger was excellent -- roughly $10.…

1 yr ago2

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Left Grumpy

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I went to Mario's to get a little dinner, watch my teams (Redsox and Celtics) and hopefully to get some LDs. There are two spinners whom I find irresistible who sporadically appear on Tuesday evenings.…

1 yr ago

The Club

Tyngsborough, MA

New ownership: greedy and stupid

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Layout, dance options are the same -- see previous reviews. The place was suspiciously empty, and eventually I found out why. New owners took over a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they are unfamiliar…

1 yr ago2

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Too many hotties for my budget

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I went to Dolls with the intention of buying one or two dances with a number of hot dancers -- I was thinking three or four. This has two advantages. One, it satisfies my need…

1 yr ago2

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, RI

No longer degrading, still efficacious, and now even on Sunday

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

A few months ago I described Mickey's as where I go when I need a degrading experience, hardly a recommendation. With the new management it's still a dive-bar kind of place, but somehow I am…

1 yr ago4

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, RI

stay away from ROB Jasmin. Tiana is a keeper.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I went to Mickey's late in the evening after sitting seemingly forever at a dead Boardroom Cabaret. Mickey's is pretty much the same, same young cute bartender, same layout, a little upgrade on the decor (…

1 yr ago5

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Festive and friendly Christmas eve eve

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Entry: $10, License scan. LD: $30 for a medium length song, private room: too rich for my blood. Bouncers and cute waitress are all friendly. There's a ~8 seat bar, a large stage with usually only…

1 yr ago1

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Hot and friendly

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This place doesn't really start hopping until 9:30 or so, and I left at that time, so in this case the early girls got the worm (me). Fortunately 3 such girls are favorites of mine. Entrance…

1 yr ago1

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Struck out in Webster

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I haven't figured this place out. The only interest I got was from a girl who just started dancing there a few days before. She was nice enough, but a bit chubby and not my…

1 yr ago5

The Club

Tyngsborough, MA

Nothing to see here, move along.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Feeling that I'd been spending too much time at Boardroom I decided to drive north to check out one of my old haunts. Entrance: $10, license scan. Wine: $7. lap dance in public area with one-way…

1 yr ago7

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, RI

Degrading but efficacious.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I started the evening at RIDolls, a nice, friendly place, but main attraction Brittany was absent, and my 2nd choice, Alyah, was trying to squeeze me, knowing my fondness for her, so I slunk into…

1 yr ago2

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Best Lap Dance Value in the Mass/RI Area

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I and many others have described the layout and protocols here, so I'll only review them when appropriate. A few of my regulars were absent as were some regular staff, but that's not unexpected on a…

1 yr ago6

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

No Brittany, but Alyah and Luna were quite fine.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

RIDolls is a small club. Stage, seating, bar, and clean restroom on entry level, lap dances and private dances downstairs. There are actually two stages: one good sized with seating around it, and one that…

2 yrs ago4