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Reviews by thereview

  • review
    7 years ago
    Club Rouge
    3 S 15th St Richmond, VA 23219
    No thanks
    While the girls were a mix of fun and standoffish, the facilities need an upgrade. I smell like smoke even though I don't smoke and the men's room had a huge leak spilling...
  • review
    7 years ago
    The Men's Gallery
    589 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3004, Australia*
    mixed feelings
    This place had potential, but i kept getting interrupted by a less than pleasant girl when i was starting to relax and the hottest girl there was blatantly just trying to finish her shift....
  • review
    7 years ago
    Centrefold Lounge
    22 King St Melbourne, Victoria
    Just missed it
    i heard great reviews about the shows here, but that's more of a Friday and Saturday thing. It was late, i was tired, but too jet lagged to sleep so i stuck around...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Goldfingers
    585 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia*
    not the same
    i grew up near Goldfinger's in New York, USA and this place is quite different. Mainly the rules aren't to my taste especially since i live in Baltimore, USA now where it's nude,...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Haven Place Go-Go Bar
    400 N. Haven St. Baltimore, MD 21224
    cozy, not so cozy
    Okay, there's one guy in there that seems to either be on staff or owns the place or something, but he's always bitter and angry when he speaks. it really makes it much...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Christina's Female Review
    4508 North Point Blvd Baltimore, MD 21219
    bar with topless dancers
    This is a fairly laid back place and the girls are nice to sit and chat with, but the time here can be ruined depending on which customers are in. Sometimes you get...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Desire
    3821 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21224
    trying to bring the block to East Baltimore...
    This place wasn't anything special and it's a drink bar. If you don't buy a girl $25 girl-drinks, then they can't sit and talk with you. There really isn't a tip walk,...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Showcase Theater
    11223 Old Baltimore Pike Beltsville, MD 20705
    nice!
    This is my favorite Maryland club that's not on the block. The girls do hustle hard, but what do you expect? This is a lapdance bar and BYOB so you don't have...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Camelot
    1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036
    bad when crowded
    i went to Camelots a while on a random Friday after working late in DC since a girl i was dating told me she worked here as a waitress and wanted to see if...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Macombo Lounge
    5335 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20011
    too cramped for me
    This place is like a hole-in-the-wall version of a strip club. Unfortunately, when its busy, its too uncomfortably packed for my taste. i don't enjoy having to bump elbows with the guy...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Gentlemen's Gold Club
    5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205
    commuter crowd
    Apparently 90% of the folks there after work are just waiting for traffic to settle down and not really spending money. There was one 7 on duty this afternoon. She was very...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Night Shift
    1725 Ponca St Baltimore, MD 21224
    Closed?
    Was going to check out this place since it's been a few years, but Google said it was permanently closed. I tried calling to confirm and the number is not in service. Sad,...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Fantasies Nightclub
    5520 Pennington Ave Baltimore, MD 21226
    not my fantasie
    Lap dances are $30 per song and are more likely to be air dance--your mileage will vary on the dancer though. The bouncers are very much eyes on when getting a lap dance...
  • review
    8 years ago
    McDoogals
    8025 Fort Smallwood Rd. Riviera Beach, MD 21226
    empty venue
    The lap dances are $30 per song and the area isn't private at all, it's just a bunch of love seats and chairs behind the bar, no privacy anywhere in this venue. The...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Goddess Gentlemen's Club
    38 S Eutaw St Baltimore, MD 21201
    chubby or a-cup
    This was a total bust. $5 to get in at night and domestic beers are $7 (and a cup of water is still a dollar--i really hate clubs that charge you for tap...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Millstream Inn
    5310 Dogwood Rd. Baltimore, MD 21207
    overpriced
    I used to go to the Millstream Inn as a place to hangout because it was local. i don't come here to get crazy, i just like to chill and sometimes talk to...
  • review
    8 years ago
    All Stars
    9440 Interstate 10 West San Antonio, TX 78229
    nice place, great happy hour deals
    This place has happy hour dances and drink prices so great for a quick lunch visit if you're not really hunting for that great white buffalo. There were mostly 4s and 5s, but...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Perfect 10 Men's Club
    16511 Bratton Ln Austin, TX 78728
    worst club experience ever
    There was only one dancer on duty... she was pushing 50 and her body was showing it even with her fake breasts. She only came out on stage once every 30 minutes so...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Sugar's
    2731 Northwest Loop 410 San Antonio, TX 78230
    really disappointed with first SA club experience
    My friend was hyped about checking out what the SA clubs were like even though the rules aren't as crazy as other areas. We figured, we could probably see a few cuties at...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Tiffany's Cabaret
    8736 Wurzbach Rd San Antonio, TX 78240
    if you see a girl you like, talk ask her for a dance quick or she disappears
    Girls only came out for their stage dance then went back to their dressing room or wherever they went. If you didn't ask them for a lapdance during their stage show, they just...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Vanity Factory
    2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*
    Not here for the Poker games
    So i noticed that in a lot of the clubs in San Antonio, they have poker games which draws in their early crowds... really awkward to me and not my thing since i don't...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Mile High Club DC
    6420 Aaron Ln Clinton, MD 20735
    awkward session
    Stage show only and not full nude. The woman on duty was a horrible bartender; some people left because she was busy using her phone instead of working. Girls were 4-6 out...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Gentlemen's Gold Club
    5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205
    Nice, but dancers are attached
    Decent spot, with decent looking girls. Ranged from 5-7 out of 10 and the bar staff was good too. It's not a fully nude spot and the lapdances are in one big...