Reviews by thereview

While the girls were a mix of fun and standoffish, the facilities need an upgrade. I smell like smoke even though I don't smoke and the men's room had a huge leak spilling...

This place had potential, but i kept getting interrupted by a less than pleasant girl when i was starting to relax and the hottest girl there was blatantly just trying to finish her shift....

i heard great reviews about the shows here, but that's more of a Friday and Saturday thing. It was late, i was tired, but too jet lagged to sleep so i stuck around...

i grew up near Goldfinger's in New York, USA and this place is quite different. Mainly the rules aren't to my taste especially since i live in Baltimore, USA now where it's nude,...

Okay, there's one guy in there that seems to either be on staff or owns the place or something, but he's always bitter and angry when he speaks. it really makes it much...

This is a fairly laid back place and the girls are nice to sit and chat with, but the time here can be ruined depending on which customers are in. Sometimes you get...

This place wasn't anything special and it's a drink bar. If you don't buy a girl $25 girl-drinks, then they can't sit and talk with you. There really isn't a tip walk,...

This is my favorite Maryland club that's not on the block. The girls do hustle hard, but what do you expect? This is a lapdance bar and BYOB so you don't have...

i went to Camelots a while on a random Friday after working late in DC since a girl i was dating told me she worked here as a waitress and wanted to see if...

This place is like a hole-in-the-wall version of a strip club. Unfortunately, when its busy, its too uncomfortably packed for my taste. i don't enjoy having to bump elbows with the guy...

Apparently 90% of the folks there after work are just waiting for traffic to settle down and not really spending money. There was one 7 on duty this afternoon. She was very...

Was going to check out this place since it's been a few years, but Google said it was permanently closed. I tried calling to confirm and the number is not in service. Sad,...

Lap dances are $30 per song and are more likely to be air dance--your mileage will vary on the dancer though. The bouncers are very much eyes on when getting a lap dance...

The lap dances are $30 per song and the area isn't private at all, it's just a bunch of love seats and chairs behind the bar, no privacy anywhere in this venue. The...

This was a total bust. $5 to get in at night and domestic beers are $7 (and a cup of water is still a dollar--i really hate clubs that charge you for tap...

I used to go to the Millstream Inn as a place to hangout because it was local. i don't come here to get crazy, i just like to chill and sometimes talk to...

This place has happy hour dances and drink prices so great for a quick lunch visit if you're not really hunting for that great white buffalo. There were mostly 4s and 5s, but...

There was only one dancer on duty... she was pushing 50 and her body was showing it even with her fake breasts. She only came out on stage once every 30 minutes so...

My friend was hyped about checking out what the SA clubs were like even though the rules aren't as crazy as other areas. We figured, we could probably see a few cuties at...

Girls only came out for their stage dance then went back to their dressing room or wherever they went. If you didn't ask them for a lapdance during their stage show, they just...

So i noticed that in a lot of the clubs in San Antonio, they have poker games which draws in their early crowds... really awkward to me and not my thing since i don't...

Stage show only and not full nude. The woman on duty was a horrible bartender; some people left because she was busy using her phone instead of working. Girls were 4-6 out...

Decent spot, with decent looking girls. Ranged from 5-7 out of 10 and the bar staff was good too. It's not a fully nude spot and the lapdances are in one big...