chubby or a-cup

This was a total bust. $5 to get in at night and domestic beers are $7 (and a cup of water is still a dollar--i really hate clubs that charge you for tap water, it's not like i'm sitting here drinking 4 cups of water...i just need a little H2O once in awhile to stay hydrated). The bartenders really don't care about you either, they come when they want and they give you a drink if it's convenient otherwise you have to remind them a few minutes later, but one of the bartenders there with the blueshirt and corset was easily the most beautiful woman in the club. There don't do any drink specials or any specials at all for that matter.

The dancers were either a-cups (but not obese) or overweight/carrying leftover pregnancy weight. Only two girls had breasts larger than an a-cup, one was a 40+ year old chubby wannabe milf and the other was a chubby college kid. The older one was definitely trying to hustle, but her sag lines and excess weight were very noticeable even though she had decent fake boobs. The young one was chill, but made me think of a hotdog with breasts since she had no waist line. There was one a-cup girl that i would have considered a dance from, but she kept trying to chat up the 50-60 year old guys instead and ended up with no dances or even drinks. I would have gladly dropped the entire money clip on her just because she was about 6 out of 10 versus every other girl in there. All the other girls were a-cups (or barely a-cups) and only two of there weren't carrying excess weight and guts. Some of them had cute faces, but i couldn't get myself to get a lapdance since it was so disappointing. i ended up hitting another spot just to make up the difference in dancer quality.

The stage is like 8 feet by 4 feet and in the center of the bar, so dancers and bartenders have to coordinate when walking around. You also have to insultingly throw your stage tips at them crumpled up or folded, and after they do their stage set, they literally do a circle crawl on the bar for tips. i feel like this totally degrades them and i actually have respect for the ones that don't do the crawl even though it means they don't get tipped. It's also fully nude, but some girls don't go fully nude and some are so chubby you don't even notice that they're fully nude. The bartenders said there was an upper floor with a stage, but that was only open when the club was packed. The club is basically a big donut with the 1-pole 8'x4' stage in the center, then the bar, bar stools, then the booths good for 4 people.