Reviews by thereview
Submit a ReviewThe Men's Gallery
589 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3004, Australia*
mixed feelings
This place had potential, but i kept getting interrupted by a less than pleasant girl when i was starting to relax and the hottest girl there was blatantly just trying to finish her shift.…
Apr 20, 2017, 7:24 PM
Centrefold Lounge
22 King St
Melbourne, Victoria
Just missed it
i heard great reviews about the shows here, but that's more of a Friday and Saturday thing. It was late, i was tired, but too jet lagged to sleep so i stuck around and…
Apr 20, 2017, 6:40 PM
Goldfingers
585 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia*
not the same
i grew up near Goldfinger's in New York, USA and this place is quite different. Mainly the rules aren't to my taste especially since i live in Baltimore, USA now where it's nude, alcohol,…
Apr 20, 2017, 6:40 PM
Haven Place Go-Go Bar
400 N. Haven St.
Baltimore, MD 21224
cozy, not so cozy
Okay, there's one guy in there that seems to either be on staff or owns the place or something, but he's always bitter and angry when he speaks. it really makes it much harder…
Oct 6, 2016, 12:00 AM
Christina's Female Review
4508 North Point Blvd
Baltimore, MD 21219
bar with topless dancers
This is a fairly laid back place and the girls are nice to sit and chat with, but the time here can be ruined depending on which customers are in. Sometimes you get some…
Sep 29, 2016, 12:00 AM
Desire
3821 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21224
trying to bring the block to East Baltimore...
This place wasn't anything special and it's a drink bar. If you don't buy a girl $25 girl-drinks, then they can't sit and talk with you. There really isn't a tip walk, but…
Sep 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
Showcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, MD 20705
nice!
This is my favorite Maryland club that's not on the block. The girls do hustle hard, but what do you expect? This is a lapdance bar and BYOB so you don't have to…
1 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(RichNdiscrete)
Sep 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
bad when crowded
i went to Camelots a while on a random Friday after working late in DC since a girl i was dating told me she worked here as a waitress and wanted to see if she…
Sep 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
Macombo Lounge
5335 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC 20011
too cramped for me
This place is like a hole-in-the-wall version of a strip club. Unfortunately, when its busy, its too uncomfortably packed for my taste. i don't enjoy having to bump elbows with the guy next…
Sep 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21205
commuter crowd
Apparently 90% of the folks there after work are just waiting for traffic to settle down and not really spending money. There was one 7 on duty this afternoon. She was very petite…
Sep 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
Night Shift
1725 Ponca St
Baltimore, MD 21224
Closed?
Was going to check out this place since it's been a few years, but Google said it was permanently closed. I tried calling to confirm and the number is not in service. Sad, but…
Sep 2, 2016, 12:00 AM
Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
not my fantasie
Lap dances are $30 per song and are more likely to be air dance--your mileage will vary on the dancer though. The bouncers are very much eyes on when getting a lap dance which…
1 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Aug 26, 2016, 12:00 AM
McDoogals
8025 Fort Smallwood Rd.
Riviera Beach, MD 21226
empty venue
The lap dances are $30 per song and the area isn't private at all, it's just a bunch of love seats and chairs behind the bar, no privacy anywhere in this venue. The girls…
Aug 26, 2016, 12:00 AM
Goddess Gentlemen's Club
38 S Eutaw St
Baltimore, MD 21201
chubby or a-cup
This was a total bust. $5 to get in at night and domestic beers are $7 (and a cup of water is still a dollar--i really hate clubs that charge you for tap water,…
3 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(MetroUrban84)
Aug 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
overpriced
I used to go to the Millstream Inn as a place to hangout because it was local. i don't come here to get crazy, i just like to chill and sometimes talk to the…
Aug 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
All Stars
9440 Interstate 10 West
San Antonio, TX 78229
nice place, great happy hour deals
This place has happy hour dances and drink prices so great for a quick lunch visit if you're not really hunting for that great white buffalo. There were mostly 4s and 5s, but a…
Aug 21, 2016, 12:00 AM
Perfect 10 Men's Club
16511 Bratton Ln
Austin, TX 78728
worst club experience ever
There was only one dancer on duty... she was pushing 50 and her body was showing it even with her fake breasts. She only came out on stage once every 30 minutes so i…
Aug 21, 2016, 12:00 AM
Sugar's
2731 Northwest Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78230
really disappointed with first SA club experience
My friend was hyped about checking out what the SA clubs were like even though the rules aren't as crazy as other areas. We figured, we could probably see a few cuties at least…
Aug 21, 2016, 12:00 AM
Tiffany's Cabaret
8736 Wurzbach Rd
San Antonio, TX 78240
if you see a girl you like, talk ask her for a dance quick or she disappears
Girls only came out for their stage dance then went back to their dressing room or wherever they went. If you didn't ask them for a lapdance during their stage show, they just don't…
Aug 21, 2016, 12:00 AM
Vanity Factory
2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*
Not here for the Poker games
So i noticed that in a lot of the clubs in San Antonio, they have poker games which draws in their early crowds... really awkward to me and not my thing since i don't gamble…
Aug 19, 2016, 12:00 AM





















