thereview

Maryland

Reviews by thereview

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  6 years ago
  Club SinRock

  Anchorage, Alaska
  Dry, but most fit girls

  $5 cover + 1 drink (non-alcoholic 18+ club). Dances and rooms had an array of options from main floor to downstairs private curtain rooms. $45 fully nude per song, or save $15...
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  6 years ago
  Great Alaskan Bush Company

  Anchorage, Alaska
  Boobs and Booze

  No cover. $20-$25 dances. This place has no poles so it's kind of a soft stage show just to get some views on the girls. The lap dances are hit or miss depending...
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  6 years ago
  Cadillac Lounge

  Providence, Rhode Island
  Not bad at all

  interesting spot, this used to be a Scores a long time ago. i went before 6 PM so may it gets wilder at night, but i probably wouldn't have liked it since there...
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  6 years ago

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  phildubba
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  6 years ago
  Boardroom Cabaret

  Brockton, Massachusetts
  Change of Pace

  Entrance: $10, didn't ask for massage prices, drinks were reasonable, had 3 drinks for under $15. Dances: $20, promo every few songs for $30 for 2, 15 mins for ~$190+ (YMMV, but you can have...
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  6 years ago
  Millstream Inn

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Different, but still not what i want

  i came here cuz i heard it's changed. i guess it has, mainly the girls have changed, and i'm not really impressed since it's more Baltimore County like with air dances and crap...
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  6 years ago
  Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

  Tijuana, Baja California
  Always a good time

  Prices: $7 entry+Heineken, $22 - $21 lap dance booth + $1 tip to mesero after, $80-$120 Arriba - $60-$100 girl + $19 for room +$1 tip to mesero after Girls ranged from 5s to a...
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  6 years ago
  Adelita Bar

  Tijuana, Baja California
  Couldn't find one iliked

  Price: $0 entry, $2 beers, didn't ask for dance quotes or.anything as I didn't see a.girl I wanted and was headed for HK next Went here twice. Early around 8 and after 1 am just...
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  6 years ago

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  Liwet
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  6 years ago
  Pacers

  San Diego, California
  Cute, but hard see.both stages

  Prices: $10 entry, $20 lapdance, $120 for 15 min--i don't the exact quote Setup: bar splits room in half so you gotta move to get to tell stage you want. Smoking lounge with fireplace...
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  6 years ago
  Déjà Vu San Diego

  San Diego, California
  Weird seyup, but okay for late nights

  Prices: $10 entry + $10 entertainment. $20 Lapdance, $100 15 min open, $100 10 min private. $ as desired for stages. Stages: main stage.girls go full nude, but.most guys just troll the front row....
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  6 years ago
  Alcazar

  San José, Costa Rica
  Decent, but not amazing

  Friends and i did a crawl around all of SJO and stopped by Alcazar for a bit. Girls aren't all that impressive and less fit than i was hoping for tonight, to be...
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  6 years ago

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  PutaTester
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  6 years ago
  Excape Nightclub

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Not Impressed

  Prices: Dances, unknown (didn't ask, didn't get offers). Girls do a tip walk around the bar and scoop up the dollars between their breasts between sets - since their songs are based on...
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  5 years ago

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  IwillLapAdancer
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  6 years ago
  Platinum Lace Lap Dancing Club

  London, England
  Skip it unless you connect to the girl

  Lap dance area is wide open booths with cameras and bouncers patrolling non stop until all dances are done. With only three booths, they walk by like every 10 seconds. Some girls...
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  6 years ago
  The Windmill

  London, England
  Standard London experience

  Some of the girls are nice and have fit bodies or a little curvy without too much cellulose showing, but London clubs don't have a lot of contact on basic dances. You can...
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  6 years ago
  Platinum Lace

  London, England
  YMMV, but mostly air

  £20 per dance, can't talk up more eg 10min £40, plus the usuallonger sets and VIP. More contact with the more you buy/VIP for two-way touching. £15 entry fee to get in after midnight,...
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  7 years ago
  Fantasies Nightclub

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Is this place a Strip Club or Drama Club

  Cover: $10, Dances $30 (didn't ask about VIP/private as it's an air dance venue and YMMV) Girls: decent, ranged from 4-7 depending on your tastes Pros: Food is tasty and prepared well, girls are easy to...
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  7 years ago

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  TippingDollars
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  7 years ago
  Sugar's

  San Antonio, Texas
  Good mix

  Dances are $20 and YMMV. They have a VIP for $30 per hour additional to the dance fee, again YMMV. Drinks aren't horribly priced and waitress service is non-stop...it's like there is no assigned...
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  7 years ago
  Scores Chicago Strip Club

  Stone Park, Illinois
  First Visit to Chicago Branch

  i only went here because i have faith in the Scores brand. i've been to their clubs in other cities and like the overall style they provide. This one wasn't my favorite,...
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  7 years ago

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  Roadworrier
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  7 years ago
  The Palace Gentlemen's Club

  San Antonio, Texas
  Average location and dancers with High Price Setup

  Dances were $20 and VIPs were $200 for 2nd floor and $400 for 3rd floor... highest i've seen in San Antonio. i think this club is also owned by the same folks that...
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  7 years ago

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  rogertex
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  7 years ago
  Penthouse Club Baltimore

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Weekdays are hit or miss

  It was fairly empty even for a Wednesday night, maybe about a dozen guys or so including couples. i guess since it was a Wednesday, they didn't really have any of the better...
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  7 years ago

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  bdchm
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  7 years ago
  Millstream Inn

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Decent LDs, but not what most are looking for

  So i met a few girls here with past experience from the city and while i didn't ask for extras, they provided a nice grind/LD. This is probably the most vulgar statement i'll...
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  7 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

  Arlington, Virginia
  Offbeat Dancers or Arrived Too Early

  There's only a handful of parking spots as this is in a tiny strip of three shops so you'll have to find parking in the neighborhood somewhere. As soon as you open the...
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  7 years ago

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  rhiann
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  7 years ago
  Richard's Rendezvous

  Richmond, Virginia
  Not bad at all

  The is like a diver bar/ diner with a stage in the middle of the main room. Their chef didn't come into work for the day so they only had limited meal options, but i...
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  7 years ago
  Tiffany's Cabaret

  San Antonio, Texas
  It is what it is

  I was enticed just to see what the $5 dances were about from other posts, but those are only Tuesday & Thursday unless you're in good with the girls like that. It was $10 cover...
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  7 years ago
  San Antonio Men's Club

  San Antonio, Texas
  Mixed Feelings

  While the girls here are friendly, they aren't all that hot. Only one girl in the club didn't have those cellulose/sponge looking legs. There was a good mix of ladies though from...