Comments by Saltyjay
- Favorite Stripper vs. Favorite Celebrity.discussion comment8 years agoWhile Zoe Bell would probobly be the man in the room that night because she probobly bends like a circus freak and exercises enough to probobly strangle my dick blue and my current stripper on the other hand is great even if she has small tits and a bony butt she humps like a 3 legged washing machine and honestly I'd fuck her hard enough to retake her virginity and maybe her butt cherry if things get really serious. So its either stunt Aussie who'd fuck like Caligula or the one that made me cum enough to walk sheepishly into a Walmart at 3am to buy pants?
- Stripper seems to really like me or is it just buissness?discussion comment8 years agoWent in on Saturday and she was really rough on my lap dance. She sat me down split my legs wide open did her opening act of getting me harder than a mid 90s Chevrolet Truck. Well she sits forward on my cock and smells my chest a little then goes "Oh my god you smell really good!" She went down really fast with a huge inhale. Then sat on my cock and slammed down full on humping and heavily rubbing till I came so hard I filled my entire leg cuff of my boxers. I told her I came and suggested to use the other leg to be a gentlemen if she liked. She instead smiled said "its like a complement to me." and proceeded to lick where my cock was at and rubbing her butt on it. She then invited me to go out and have a smoke while putting her bra and panties on. I really wanted to see where it went but I had to get back on the train since we had a delay in Portland and boss would not be thrilled if "I was hanging out with a stripper who seemed intesting and by the way I need to change my pants." Was my excuse for being late. I don't buy many dances but I tip nicely even if I accidentlly touch a dancer like last year I bent in to smell ones pussy and I seriously ended up falling gotee first giving her my "SOS pad" Job. I still tip because yeah she's not just human but they provide a service and the level of crap they get and well before this stint I went to one before at a friends batcholer party.
- Friend broke a club rule and feels terrible, did he do the right thing?discussion comment8 years agoSame here, tell needle dick that either he goes back to that dancer and rebuild some trust or else move on work on his consent skills. I rememeber a friend of mine getting a sexual battery charge. Strippers could get fired for having sex in the clubs with patrons however that's if they are full on fucking in a club where its illegal. Either find one with millage and work on that consent stuff.