Reviews

24 reviews by knobsnbobs

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

Canadian Welcome

After many recommendations from my fellow PLs here on TUSCL (shoutout to you guys), I decided to cross from NY and check this club out. I Ubered to the border from Buffalo and took…

6 yrs ago6

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

WORST CLUB EVER!!--Terrible Club! Ha! Just kidding I just wanted to get everyone's attention since there are hundreds of reviews for HK. It was amazing; the best club I've ever been to hands down. This…

9 yrs ago5

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

Varies

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

My first experience going to a strip club alone with intentions to get my perv on truly started at this club. Prior to this, my interactions with clubs were going with a group of friends,…

9 yrs ago1

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, CA

Not

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I don't mean to beat a dead horse, but I do not like most topless alcohol-serving clubs: I don't drink, the mileage is usually low and they are usually over crowded. With that being said,…

9 yrs ago3

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, CA

SA

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I have been to this club a couple times and have been meaning to write a general review. My first review on this site was actually about a visit to their sister California Girls topless…

9 yrs ago

Bucks Wild

Dallas, TX

Strawberries

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This was the last club I visited during my Dallas work trip weekend. The staff at the from door was very friendly. Free parking and (fuck I dont remember how much cover was here). The…

9 yrs ago

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, TX

Out of all the clubs in...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Out of all the clubs in Dallas that I visited, I was the most excited to go to this one. After reading reviews on here and reading the descriptions I assumed this club would be…

9 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, TX

Eh

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This was my 3rd stop during my weekend work trip to Dallas. I wasn't expecting much here due to the other reviews I have read on this site about this club but I have been…

9 yrs ago1

The Clubhouse

Dallas, TX

Metal

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I have been to many clubs and reviewed quite a few of them on this site. If you read my reviews I am usually about getting down to business at a club and if I…

9 yrs ago

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Wow

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

Ok let me start by saying that I normally dislike topless clubs; I don't drink, they are normally more overcrowded than nudes, and extras + high mileage dances are hard to find. Baby Dolls is…

9 yrs ago

Tropical Lei

Upland, CA

Tl

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I have tried this club twice with full intention on spending some $$ on VIP and perving out but never did and was not motivated to once inside. The first visit was a Thursday day…

9 yrs ago4

Body Shop

West Hollywood, CA

Various

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I have been to the body shop several times throughout the years so I figured I should write a review describing the INs and OUTs of this club and a sort of compilation of my…

9 yrs ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, NV

Hot but Shady

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This was my last stop during my multi-club visit in Vegas. The cab driver I met the night before gave me a free pass to this club so I hit him up to take me…

9 yrs ago3

Treasures

Las Vegas, NV

Eh...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Came to Treasures mainly because it was the closest club to my hotel on the strip according to my phone, so I figured it would be a good place to start the night. I do…

9 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Too Early

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I understand that this review will be a bit skewed because I went very early in the day and did not stay very long, however I will share my experience mainly because I want to…

9 yrs ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Little Darlings

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Stopped into this club after checking out treasures. This club definitely reminded me of a few clubs at home in LA in contrast to the flashy topless Vegas clubs...a bit more ghetto with younger girls…

9 yrs ago2

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, MO

KC MO

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Went to this club while I was in KC on business. I drove in and found parking quite easily in the big parking lot in front. Walked in and they had a mall-like lobby vibe…

9 yrs ago

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Dayum

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

My experience with this club was very unplanned. I took an impulsive turn into this club after a visit to the rhino COI to top my night off. The door guy and security were very…

9 yrs ago

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

Decent

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went to imperial after reading some reviews here. Went up the stairs as the club is above the entrance. Nice layout! Nice looking bar, good sized stage and plenty of seating with comfortable bench options…

9 yrs ago

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, CA

Bad club

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I am a reasonable customer. I give the benefit of the doubt and it takes a lot to get me upset. That's why I gave xposed another chance after my first not so good experience.…

9 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

My Fav

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This is by far My favorite club in the L.A. area in terms of classiness cleanliness and quality of girls. It is a bit pricy in comparison to other clubs however I say with experience,…

9 yrs ago1

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, CA

Yikes

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I came to this Synn location after a couple visits to the COI location and the experiences there being very positive ones. Yikes...this location is like COI's ugly sister in comparison: The club itself is much…

9 yrs ago

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

One of Many

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I have been to this Synn location several times recently and I am overdue for writing a review. The previous visits were very brief stop-ins during the evening and afternoon so let's just count this…

9 yrs ago4

California Girls

Anaheim, CA

Wednesday Night Drop-In

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Stopped in on a Wednesday night as I was in OC for work earlier that day. Got there around 10pm, many girls were working however it was my first visit to a topless-only club so…

10 yrs ago

Reviews

Canadian Welcome

Damn

Varies

Not

SA

Strawberries

Out of all the clubs in...

Eh

Metal

Wow

Tl

Various

Hot but Shady

Eh...

Too Early

Little Darlings

KC MO

Dayum

Decent

Bad club

My Fav

Yikes

One of Many

Wednesday Night Drop-In

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