Sam's Hofbrau
1751 E Olympic Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90021

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knobsnbobs
Oct 14, 2016, 12:00 AM
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I don't mean to beat a dead horse, but I do not like most topless alcohol-serving clubs: I don't drink, the mileage is usually low and they are usually over crowded. With that being said, I figured I should review this place since I have been here and give the LA insider view on it since this place is (semi) famous or at least well known. To put it simply, this is a place I would take friends for entertainment vs. nude clubs (COI etc.) where I would go alone to get down and dirty. A couple reviews on here mentioned that this club is in a sketchy part of town.

Not true. The place is just downtown and being from LA, I can say that downtown is WAY safer and better than it used to be 10+ years ago. You will be completely safe here especially since you pretty much have to valet in the well-it parking lot right next to the club (unless you want to walk a long ways which I am simply too lazy to do).

The club is like most topless clubs: bar, tables, pool table, etc. You can stand or sit at the tip rail and watch girls dance. This is mainly a booty bouncing dance type club (love that). Mostly hispanic girls but sprinkled in with some asian and they are normally 6s-10s, AA and white here and there (especially on the weekend and night shifts).

This is a "here to be seen" club at night. Celebrities have been known to come here as well as crowds coming in late after a Dodger game etc. There is a long bench against the front wall of the club where you can get lap dances. They are low mileage and more of a novelty than a hot lap dance, more of a "give my boy a lap dance and watch for fun" kind of a scene. You can also opt in for a table dance from a girl too; I have not done it but they are available.

In summary, this is a place to take a group of buddies that want to get a taste of a strip club while feeling like they're in a normal bar, hang out and have a good time. It gets super crowded at night and the crowd can be pretty rough at times. This isn't a club that I go to regularly or even semi regularly. If you want to get extras or high mileage this isn't the place.

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