Reviews

16 reviews by Hittinalltheclubs

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, FL

Worst Visit Yet

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks…

2 yrs ago

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, FL

Party with some grime.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I remember when this club first opened. It was clearly going to be a party club, being that it was pitching a 24/7 schedule, but I thought it would end up being the anti-Eleven. I…

4 yrs ago1

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, FL

Not the typical Miami Club

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

After a long time without checking out a club, I came back to one of my favorites. I’m going to do my best to describe this thoroughly, but first a word about why I like…

5 yrs ago7

Pink Pony

Doral, FL

Has. COVID hurt this place?

★★★★★★1.7/10

Those that know me know I tend to be fond of this place. I used to be a regular here and stir crazy. And some other clubs that I find attract the single Cuban mothers…

5 yrs ago2

Pink Pony

Doral, FL

Local spot, hispanic 7’s and good mileage

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

It’s been a while since I’ve been at this club or since I’ve written a review. I tend to write reviews late. But I try to address the club holistically. I took that idea from…

6 yrs ago3

Pink Pony

Doral, FL

Quick review of Pink Pony with some comparisons to Stir Crazy (my two favorite MIAMI clubs). Although, this club has always been my #2 spot, second to stir crazy, I’ve been visiting it a lot recently.…

8 yrs ago3

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, PA

Not Miami but it’ll do

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

A while back I made my way to this club. I was in town on business and wanted to party the night before my flight. I was actually at a club down the street risqué.…

8 yrs ago

Shadow Cabaret

Hialeah, FL

Private LD Rooms

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I've been here before and had a bad experience The only two guys smoking weed in the corner. That was on a Saturday during the day. But this time it was something…

8 yrs ago

Erotica Cabaret

Hialeah, FL

The club was popping - but that's not really a good thing

★★★★★★★3.7/10

The club was poppin - filled with old guys trying to get away from their wives and young "off the boat" Cubans thinking that it's a nice place to party. Keep in mind - I'm…

9 yrs ago

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, FL

Has Potential

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

So I'm on a new mission to review every club I've been to. This was my goal when I first joined. I came here on my way down from a meeting in FLL. I thought…

9 yrs ago1

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

One of my favorites.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

As far as clubs go, this is my favorite. There was a time when I preferred booby trap. But now at days Stir Crazy is the best value. I'm reviewing this club again because I…

9 yrs ago

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

Again

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So this is a quick review. I like posting longer ones but I figured if I don't get this out now I never will. See my previous review for more details on this club. In…

9 yrs ago

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

Peaches and Cream

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Let's start out with a quick guide to clarify my my spectrum of SC acronyms. I assume everyone has their own spectrum. UHM (Ultra High Mileage) - all the way VHM (Very High Mileage) - short…

9 yrs ago1

Pink Pony

Doral, FL

Decent mileage

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Let's start out with a quick guide to clarify my my spectrum of SC acronyms. I assume everyone has their own spectrum. UHM (Ultra High Mileage) - all the way VHM (Very High Mileage) - short…

9 yrs ago1

Pin-Ups Adult Entertainment

Miami, FL

Not very good

★★★★★★★2.7/10

In one line: I'm not picky, but this club disappointed me. I went on a Friday recently around 4:00 PM. And the club was dead. 3 girls (1 black 2 Latinas). I didn't give it…

10 yrs ago1

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, FL

First Time

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So this is My first review (bare with me) and my first time at this club. My visit was quick. I had to get going and just stopped by for a quick drink. Parking - Apparently…

10 yrs ago1

Reviews

Worst Visit Yet

Party with some grime.

Not the typical Miami Club

Has. COVID hurt this place?

Local spot, hispanic 7’s and good mileage

Return Customer

Not Miami but it’ll do

Private LD Rooms

The club was popping - but that's not really a good thing

Has Potential

One of my favorites.

Again

Peaches and Cream

Decent mileage

Not very good

First Time

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