Hittinalltheclubs

Florida

Reviews by Hittinalltheclubs

• review

  7 months ago
  Booby Trap On The River

  Miami, Florida
  Worst Visit Yet

  As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it...
• review

  3 years ago
  Booby Trap On The River

  Miami, Florida
  Party with some grime.

  I remember when this club first opened. It was clearly going to be a party club, being that it was pitching a 24/7 schedule, but I thought it would end up being the anti-Eleven....
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

  by

  Papi_Chulo
• review

  3 years ago
  Bella's Cabaret

  Hialeah, Florida
  Not the typical Miami Club

  After a long time without checking out a club, I came back to one of my favorites. I’m going to do my best to describe this thoroughly, but first a word about why I...
  Comments: 7

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  3 years ago

  by

  Yeetmiami
• review

  4 years ago
  Pink Pony

  Doral, Florida
  Has. COVID hurt this place?

  Those that know me know I tend to be fond of this place. I used to be a regular here and stir crazy. And some other clubs that I find attract the single Cuban...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

  by

  goosman
• review

  5 years ago
  Pink Pony

  Doral, Florida
  Local spot, hispanic 7’s and good mileage

  It’s been a while since I’ve been at this club or since I’ve written a review. I tend to write reviews late. But I try to address the club holistically. I took that idea...
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

  by

  Papi_Chulo
• review

  7 years ago
  Pink Pony

  Doral, Florida
  Return Customer

  Quick review of Pink Pony with some comparisons to Stir Crazy (my two favorite MIAMI clubs). Although, this club has always been my #2 spot, second to stir crazy, I’ve been visiting it a lot...
  Comments: 3

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  6 years ago

  by

  sarsta
• review

  7 years ago
  Show & Tel

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Not Miami but it’ll do

  A while back I made my way to this club. I was in town on business and wanted to party the night before my flight. I was actually at a club down the street...
• review

  7 years ago
  Shadow Cabaret

  Hialeah, Florida
  Private LD Rooms

  I've been here before and had a bad experience The only two guys smoking weed in the corner. That was on a Saturday during the day. But this time it was...
• review

  7 years ago
  Erotica Cabaret

  Hialeah, Florida
  The club was popping - but that's not really a good thing

  The club was poppin - filled with old guys trying to get away from their wives and young "off the boat" Cubans thinking that it's a nice place to party. Keep in mind -...
• review

  8 years ago
  Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

  West Park, Florida
  Has Potential

  So I'm on a new mission to review every club I've been to. This was my goal when I first joined. I came here on my way down from a meeting in FLL. I...
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

  by

  Papi_Chulo
• review

  8 years ago
  Stir Crazy Showgirls

  Miami, Florida
  One of my favorites.

  As far as clubs go, this is my favorite. There was a time when I preferred booby trap. But now at days Stir Crazy is the best value. I'm reviewing this club again because...
• review

  8 years ago
  Stir Crazy Showgirls

  Miami, Florida
  Again

  So this is a quick review. I like posting longer ones but I figured if I don't get this out now I never will. See my previous review for more details on this club....
• review

  8 years ago
  Stir Crazy Showgirls

  Miami, Florida
  Peaches and Cream

  Let's start out with a quick guide to clarify my my spectrum of SC acronyms. I assume everyone has their own spectrum. UHM (Ultra High Mileage) - all the way VHM (Very High Mileage) -...
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  8 years ago

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  goosman
• review

  8 years ago
  Pink Pony

  Doral, Florida
  Decent mileage

  Let's start out with a quick guide to clarify my my spectrum of SC acronyms. I assume everyone has their own spectrum. UHM (Ultra High Mileage) - all the way VHM (Very High Mileage) -...
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

  by

  Papi_Chulo
• review

  8 years ago
  Pin-Ups Adult Entertainment

  Miami, Florida
  Not very good

  In one line: I'm not picky, but this club disappointed me. I went on a Friday recently around 4:00 PM. And the club was dead. 3 girls (1 black 2 Latinas). I didn't give...
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

  by

  Papi_Chulo
• review

  9 years ago
  Bella's Cabaret

  Hialeah, Florida
  First Time

  So this is My first review (bare with me) and my first time at this club. My visit was quick. I had to get going and just stopped by for a quick drink. Parking -...
  Comments: 1

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  9 years ago

  by

  Papi_Chulo