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FLAP3000
Illinois

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24 days ago
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Techman
Ohio
Quick visit
Nude on stage???? Nude lap dances????? What color was the felt on the pool table???? $3.50 was for what kind of soda????? How much is a Sprite????? Not enough information 👎🏿
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25 days ago
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Maximust
Washington
Sunny delight
Never met Sunny. Is she Asian? @Minnow needs his daily prostate exam.
review comment
a month ago
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509bad
Saturday
@Techman is just as annoying as @Minnow. He literally put ALL that information in the review. I wish we could ban both of these guys (I assume) from touching any reviews. Nice review 509.
review comment
a month ago
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Guyintheroom
Boring Sunday
Oh look…. @minnow actually approved a Seattle review! Is it because there was a Guy in the room??
discussion comment
a month ago
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docsavage
Indiana
Strip club hopping.
It’s social media - it’s given these younger generation dancers a platform to promote their narcissistic personalities. Social media also has these young guys feeling like simps for spending one dollar on a woman. One hand washes the other.
review comment
a month ago
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minnow
Any place that interests me.
Post Milton Visit
Pretty low ratings - What’s wrong - didn’t see any Trans dancers you liked??
review comment
a month ago
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FLAP3000
Illinois
Everything And More…
From my week here I feel like North Philly is the most precarious part of town. But I don’t scare easily and tend to never meet a stranger.
review comment
a month ago
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FLAP3000
Illinois
Everything And More…
@BadBob - I’m from the south side of Chicago.
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a month ago
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FLAP3000
Illinois
Everything And More…
Hmmm…good ? I didn’t detect an accent - maybe she’s Brazilian by descent but born in Philly. There are 4 times as many blacks in Brazil as the US so it’s definitely possible and she has the caramel complexion that many Brazilians have.
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a month ago
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FLAP3000
Illinois
Everything And More…
I was at the Bank of America on Oregon St inside the shopping plaza there. GPS showed that I was 1.5 miles away so I thought I’d just walk and take in some scenery…at the time I didn’t realize I’d have to traverse a suspension bridge as part of it… 🤷🏿‍♂️
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a month ago
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Maximust
Washington
Let’s Ride
@minnow would have approved it if you included in your diary just how girthy you are.
review comment
a month ago
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MikieR
SLLLLOOOOOWWWWW
Seattle clubs in general are slow and boring to me anyways…I know the other thing is readily available, but I prefer an outing to a quick in and out. I like the clubs that have TV’s, pool tables, alcohol, and just have the fun energy/atmosphere - as opposed to a bunch of dancers sitting around on their phones until someone wants to get a room. But - just making the most out of what’s available in the region.
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a month ago
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PacificoLime
Charming ChasTitty, and Handy Mandy
@Minnow is a BBC size queen. ChasTitty is a great dancer - had some good, clean fun with her a couple of times. Don’t know if I’ve ever met Mandy.
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a month ago
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Djdjdjdnnd
Just ok
“A skinny white guy caught your eye”…. This is a co-ed strip club now???
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2 months ago
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Rotorooter1
California
Fantastic friday to start my weekend
I’ve only run into her once and didn’t dance with her - but thought she was that sexy MILFY type I love.
review comment
2 months ago
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SeattleSteve
Not a bad way to spend a Thursday evening.
I hate with a passion when dancers try to nickel and dime on dances. I either want all or nothing - not “oh well it’s 40 for topless, 10 extra to see my Golden pussy for 30 seconds, another 15 if you want to sniff it, etc”
review comment
2 months ago
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theman2122
Not bad again
@minnow was disappointed that there were no BBC’s for him. I need to check this place out again. I’ve been a couple of times a few years back, but it definitely wasn’t the way you’re describing.
review comment
2 months ago
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Vusra
Late Saturday Visit - Lapdances are 8s and Stage Shows are 6-8a but little tips?
Glad you had a good time. In the future, be careful about two dancers approaching you and offering a “tour”. That’s a hustle - they are trying to separate you from your $ as quickly as possible. Oftentimes they will get guys to pay all kinds of money upfront for an experience that will either be nonexistent or way overstated from what was implied.
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2 months ago
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minnow
Any place that interests me.
Saturation Saturday
This review seems fake or AI generated. 👎🏿
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2 months ago
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Kyle12393
Washington
Early Monday
He did say ymmv - and that’s certainly true. What he paid could be different than what I paid. It’s all about timing and circumstances. Some of these clowns would go up to a dancer and say “well, you jerked off so and so for only $40 so why are you charging me $100???” Some things you have to figure out on your own and keep to yourself.
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2 months ago
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froggy2
Washington
Afternoon delight
@Techman and @IWantHimInMe are just never satisfied. Nice review, thank you. Glad you had a nice time without breaking the bank.
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2 months ago
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jdoggy
2nd booth from the stage
Nice afternoon visit to the Purple Orchid
Can’t wait to finally visit this place. Hope I run into the infamous Storm…
review comment
2 months ago
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Maximust
Washington
Tapped me Out
@IWantHimOnMe reads at a 2nd grade level - which is why most reviews are incoherent to him.
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2 months ago
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seahawks fan12
Patience was rewarded
@IWantHerOnMe is really @Minnow reincarnated.