- Best in town, wish there were two.
desertscrub strikes again. This review would discourage ANYONE from visiting this club. And yet, his attitude is, as always, "see review, dis review." How in God's name could you believe a review this negative is s "shill review or club ad?" You are an idiot.
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2 years ago
Desertscrub, at it again. He is proud of his ignorance. He's never been there, he just assumes any positive review is a "club ad" because he thinks that makes him sound smart. It doesn't.
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2 years ago
Based on what, desertscrub? Where is your f**ing evidence? You label every positive review fake, simply because you don't believe anyone can have a positive experience, which is b.s. Your opinions are WORTHLESS. You should be banned from commenting or adjudicating. Y'know, I think your attitude is rooted in the fact that you've never had such a good experience, and so you assume no one has - but that says more about you than it says about the club. I feel sorry for you, but that doesn't mean the rest of us should have to put up with your nonsense. Have you been to this club? Have you been to any of the clubs whose reviews you dismiss as fake? No? Then STFU and let the rest of us share our actual experiences.
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2 years ago
I'm sorry you're incapable of understanding that places like Geisha House exist, and they provide good service. None of these reviews are fake. I know because I've been there many times. You're the one making things up, since it's obvious you've never been there. It's pathetic how desperately you cling to your made-up beliefs. I think you're just jealous because you'd love to experience the place, and you can't, and so you console yourself by pretending it's not real anyway. The joke is on you.
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2 years ago
Have you been there, desertscrub? I know you haven't, because you're the one who keeps saying things about it that aren't true. "Known to place fake reviews?" Known by whom? 2s and not 7s? Really? I should just laugh at you, but you're just too annoying.
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2 years ago
Neither of you has a clue. Why don’t you check with someone whose actually been there - or any of the other reviews. This review actually undersells what GH offers. I’m not affiliated, nor a shill. Just tired of people who make bold pronouncements without knowing what they’re talking about.
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3 years ago
Don't pay any attention to desertscrub. He labels every positive review - or even every average review - a "shill review or club ad." He apparently believes there's no such thing as a good strip club experience, and so he assumes that a good rveiw is lying. He continues to make ignorant statements about some very good clubs. He should just STFU, and this website should not allow him to judge reviews, because he has no f***ing clue what he's talking about. I guess he's never had a good experience in a club, but that says more about him than the club. And no, I'm not affiliated with any of these clubs. I'm just so very tire of ignorant people who think they're smart.
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3 years ago
Once again, desertscrub's knee-jerk reaction is "shill review or club ad." What in God's name makes you think that about this review? It's a totally average review. Some people think being cynical makes them sound smart - but it really shows how stupid they are. You have no idea what you're talking about, and you should spare the rest of us your B.S.
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3 years ago
And seriously, the reviewer calls it one of the worst experiences he's ever had, and desertscrub STILL calls it a shill review or club ad? Now you're just messing with us.
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3 years ago
As a public service I will now comment every time desertscrub dismisses a positive review as a "club ad." This will of course keep me very busy, because he does it every time. (He recently even responded to a very negative review for a different club with "club ad." Obviously he doesn't even read the reviews before his fingers automatically type this!) He has no idea what he's talking about. I doubt he's ever been to any of these places. Deepthinker's review of Heartbreakers is spot on - I know because I've actually been there.
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3 years ago
RockAllNight, I believe $.50 usually means $150
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4 years ago
desertscrub shouldn't even be allowed to adjudicate reviews. he says every review is a shill review or club ad. He has no idea what he's talking about.
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4 years ago
Sadly, yes. But we got a lot done in half an hour.
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4 years ago
Not pre-Covid. It was this past week. I didn't see anyone with masks.
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4 years ago
What does it take to convince desertscrub that a review is real? This review isn't even particularly enthusiastic, but like every review he's ever commented on, he's pretty sure it's a "shill review or club ad." Trust me, desertscrub, when that's your knee-jerk reaction to every review you read, nobody wants to hear it. Nobody. Because you make it obvious you don't know what you're talking about. So please spare us your cynicism - it doesn't make you sound smart, it makes you sound childish.
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4 years ago
A $5 tip isn't going to impress the attendant. At least in a bigger city, it's going to take at least $40 to get him to look the other way.
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5 years ago
Gotta agree with Local Hick. He told you everything that happened - it's just that not much happened. That's important to know.
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5 years ago
Does desertscrub have no other purpose in life except to troll positive reviews of the Geisha House? You clearly, clearly have not been there. No, I don't have any stake in the place. I just get tired of people who don't know what they're talking about. So If I'm right and you've never been there you would do us all a service by keeping your assumptions to yourself. But If I'm wrong, then please post your own review.
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5 years ago
Twice you had an opportunity to stand up for yourself and you didn't. If you point out that you were nexct in line, they will honor that. I don't see how you can blame GH for you being so passive. And no, I don't have any connection there, other than the fact that I visit frequently.
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5 years ago
And which of the ladies did you choose? Help us decide, please.
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5 years ago
I'll say it again, desertscrub - if you think these are all club ads all you're doing is proving you've never been there.
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5 years ago
Much more contact is allowed in the champagne room. And my dancer kept saying "The more time you spend, the more you get" - which was true for the two sessions i could afford!
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5 years ago
desertscrub, it seems pretty clear you've never been there.
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5 years ago
It seems your review stopped long before the session did!
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5 years ago
Mileage definitely varies at OTB. Most are "no way," but I've had great BBBJ and BBFS. It's never cheap, and always in addition to the cost for the room.