Reviews

So I had decided to go on strip club hiatus for a while, until I got a message from a certain house mom that a dancer I've been trying to catch again would show up.…

3 yrs ago

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Inflation is a bitch (lack of girls and some issue with room timing)

I come to penthouse often, and I don't typically do reviews anymore, but this time does merit one. For the unitiated, penthouse is potentially Baltimore's most upscale venue. I got in for free, but cover…

4 yrs ago

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Schoolgirl night revealed the GOOD the bad and the ugly.

I've been going to this club a LOT lately, and spending a LOT, as you can tell from my other reviews. I thought I would take a break but schoolgirl night was too hard to…

4 yrs ago2

Splendor

Houston, TX

Good stop in from out of town. Cheap topless dances with push for VIP.

Was in Houston and decided to check out the local SC scene. After flipping through many clubs decided on Splendor. I don't remmeber my reasoning outside of the prices didn't seem too bad. In side…

5 yrs ago

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Penthouse is BACK, but the old guard is gone.

My most recent attendance to penthouse was a great experience and very much as good as it used to be. Covid restrictions were going, there was a huge party atmosphere, and the women were as…

5 yrs ago1

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

No masks but a little pricey and dancer prices vary.

So first off. Definately be wary of the different dancer prices. There is a suggested price for the dancer's time but it is a joke. I got a 15 minute dance, and the suggested price…

5 yrs ago3

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

COVID REVIEW Surprisingly good but about the same as penthosue and showcase in terms of value and offering.

*This review is for a trip I made August 29, 2020* In the age of covid there are few last bastions of stripperdom and milstream was there when we needed it. Technically it is a bar,…

5 yrs ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

The most precious and valuable gemstone.

Ok so this review is sort of a companion to my review of opening night at The Body Shop so check that one out. I came to Showcase after spending about 250$ at the body…

6 yrs ago3

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, MD

Opening night at the body shop.

So I had been following the body shop for about a week after seeing them post on instagram. It seemed hype and a geniune competitor to Showcase. I went on opening night and it was…

6 yrs ago3

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Some girls are amazing but some are getting pushy and that is not cool.

So this session came with a lot of good but for the first time a lot of bad. First the good. Madison and Pandora were incredible. Madison has dark hair, a gorgeous body, and is…

6 yrs ago4

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Best ending ever.

My most recent visit to penthouse was a mixed bag that ended very interestingly. First let me say that this club has some of the most beautiful women in the area. Not only that, they…

6 yrs ago5

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Good Dances!

This is a long time favorite as it sits on a decent price point. I come here when I have just above 500$ as that is more than most dancers are used to seeing but…

7 yrs ago

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

I Like The Down To Earth Girls!

Just came back from scores. I am noticing a patter in this place. There are taller dancers, larger boobs, and more makeup, and there are the girls that are more natural. I actually like the…

8 yrs ago2

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Get Dasha