Reviews

13 reviews by ctrlurself

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Not Bad for a Wednesday, Not Bad for San Francisco

It's been a while (almost a year) since I last went to any strip clubs and was in the mood to go to one tonight. I walked in at 11pm, the woman working at the…

1 wk ago2

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Thursdays Are the New Mondays

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Got to Centerfolds on a Thursday night at 10:45pm ($25 cover) and was surprised that I stayed til 12:15am. When I first arrived I saw 7 dancers, maybe a few others were still getting ready…

10 mos ago

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

Great Lunch Spot

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Went in alone last Thursday now that it's wildly publicized that the lunch buffet is back. A lot more crowded than I expected and tried my best to stay out of sight from friends of…

11 mos ago

Browns

Spitalfields

Yank at Browns

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Not a lot of reviews for anything in Europe so I threw the dice with this visit. I spent so much of my visit in London awestruck by gorgeous locals I figured I can keep…

1 yr ago

Acropolis

Portland, OR

Setting Expectations

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Came in here alone on a Monday night after dropping off the bachelor party I was a part of at the airport. I just couldn't bring myself to leave Portland without some exploration on my…

2 yrs ago3

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

Surprisingly Uneventful for a Friday Night

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Well, I finally made it to a Portland strip club after hearing for years that Portland is the strip club capital of the United States... and was deeply disappointed. My friend's having his bachelor party…

2 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Visiting from California

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I'm just in town visiting some friends in Seattle, I figured while they're all at work I could explore a bit before dinner. Luckily that meant I could make it to the best reviewed club…

2 yrs ago2

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Nothing to Write Home About

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Literally, nothing to write home about. I came in at 8pm on Wednesday with low expectations and even those weren’t met. This is my first time back after a three year hiatus. A few years ago…

7 yrs ago2

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Spearmint Bachelor Party

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Was just here for a bachelor party after our flights landed on a Friday night. Was able to call for a limo and get in without cover. There was a ton of people but luckily…

7 yrs ago

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

Yummy!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Finally made a visit to Conference Room G for the lunch buffet! Took a plate of chicken, ribs, and vegetables to a table and enjoyed the dancers on stage. Josie came by as soon as…

10 yrs ago

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, CA

Saturday Night!

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I went to Cheetah's last night after checking how bad the traffic would be in San Francisco and decided to head south instead. The parking lot was packed so I was expecting a full line…

10 yrs ago

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, CA

More Bar Than Club

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Went in there on a Wednesday night before Christmas and had a decent time. Sporty's near Cheetah's so it's a convenient place to get drinks in before taking an Uber to see some actually nudity.…

10 yrs ago

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, CA

Cheetah's

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I've been to Cheetah's a few times and love going there for good clean fun. Clean is a strange idea at a strip club, but what you see is what you get here. There's cameras…

10 yrs ago