Reviews

Went in alone last Thursday now that it's wildly publicized that the lunch buffet is back. A lot more crowded than I expected and tried my best to stay out of sight from friends of…

Not a lot of reviews for anything in Europe so I threw the dice with this visit. I spent so much of my visit in London awestruck by gorgeous locals I figured I can keep…

Came in here alone on a Monday night after dropping off the bachelor party I was a part of at the airport. I just couldn't bring myself to leave Portland without some exploration on my…

Well, I finally made it to a Portland strip club after hearing for years that Portland is the strip club capital of the United States... and was deeply disappointed. My friend's having his bachelor party…

I'm just in town visiting some friends in Seattle, I figured while they're all at work I could explore a bit before dinner. Luckily that meant I could make it to the best reviewed club…

Literally, nothing to write home about. I came in at 8pm on Wednesday with low expectations and even those weren’t met. This is my first time back after a three year hiatus. A few years ago…

Was just here for a bachelor party after our flights landed on a Friday night. Was able to call for a limo and get in without cover. There was a ton of people but luckily…

Finally made a visit to Conference Room G for the lunch buffet! Took a plate of chicken, ribs, and vegetables to a table and enjoyed the dancers on stage. Josie came by as soon as…

I went to Cheetah's last night after checking how bad the traffic would be in San Francisco and decided to head south instead. The parking lot was packed so I was expecting a full line…

Went in there on a Wednesday night before Christmas and had a decent time. Sporty's near Cheetah's so it's a convenient place to get drinks in before taking an Uber to see some actually nudity.…

I've been to Cheetah's a few times and love going there for good clean fun. Clean is a strange idea at a strip club, but what you see is what you get here. There's cameras…