Nothing to Write Home About

Literally, nothing to write home about. I came in at 8pm on Wednesday with low expectations and even those weren’t met.

This is my first time back after a three year hiatus. A few years ago there would be one or two really attractive girls and plenty of average ones. Today there were five girls and none stood out. I’m okay with average looking girls if they flirt a bit and convince me they like me but these girls use “Are you ready for a dance?” as the conversatIon starter. I get it’s a business but sell the illusion. After staying half an hour only one girl appeared on stage. Her name is Nadia, she seemed bored and tired. The other girls lounged in the space to the left of the main stage. From what I could tell they were all a bit on the heavier side.

I was hoping the reviews were off but it’s true this place really has gone downhill. I would assume the mileage is the same as it used to be but there’s nothing on the lot to test drive. I left early hoping to still end my night on a high note at Gold Club instead.