Comments by CaptKangaroo

  • review comment
    2 years ago
    CaptKangaroo
    Maryland
    Quality is on the Upswing
    Choices are slim unless you're heading up to Baltimore. DC still doesn't have legit lap dancses, and VA still has pasties. The only other club in the beltway area is the one down the street. Same prices, but the club is beat down, and it's pretty much a latin club (both patrons and dancers), and the dancers tend to be in the 4 - 6 range. So with those are your options.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    CaptKangaroo
    Maryland
    Don't set expectations too high
    Definitely better than showcase, and more diversity in both dancers and customers. Last time at showcase there was one dancer that was pushing the line on obesity. ...and unlike showcase the dancers speak more english than just "dance?" The only time I go back to Showcase is if Snow is back in town.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Nice and upcoming club with good ambiance and sound systems
    Is there any review that desertscrub doesn't call a club ad? I posted a mostly negative review about showcase, and he still called it a shill/club ad. Some people are just asses.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Nice Club , Nice women , Good vibes ... Rubbish prices
    That's not the new normal...that's been the normal for Beltsville for at least the past decade....well. except the 40 cover, which i assume was for the fight. ..it was 20 last time i went.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    CaptKangaroo
    Maryland
    You'll Probably be Disappointed
    She definitely does channel the AA vibe, no doubt. But she is one hella cute spinner...and very sweet once you get to know her. I've been to body shop once since the reopening. Dancers were overall a better mix, and a more attractive mix. It was still before all the covid restrictions were lifted, so lap dances were still mostly air dances. Pre covid, they were full contact like showcase, so maybe by now, it's back to normal. Maybe worth a trip.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Clean and upscale with real potential
    Pricing is actually typical in the metro DC area...and by typical, I mean exactly the same as the club around the corner that does nude lap dances. DC is waaaay pricier, and pre pandemic, it was one way contact, and the dancer could not be nude when not on stage (ie, when giving a lap dance), and Virginia is is gstring and pasties. This club did have full contact pre covid, and I was in last week and saw some dancers giving more contact...give it some time. MD covid numbers are dropping rapidly, and things will be back to normal. As for the other club around the corner someone mentioned ...sure, they are back to full contact, but unless your thing is heavy set Latinas, you probably won't want any co
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Shortie44
    Maryland
    Gone before its time...
    Their instagram says they reopen April 26
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Shortie44
    Maryland
    Finally open but unimproved
    Bodyshop opens April 26.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Shortie44
    Maryland
    Finally open but unimproved
    I'm still hopeful Bodyshop will reopen soon. At least they made some effort to recuit talent, rather than rely om the Fuego cast offs
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    CaptKangaroo
    Maryland
    Reopened..sorta, kinda
    Sadly, my favorite (Snow) moved out west during covid, so she's not coming back anytime soon.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Shortie44
    Maryland
    Gone before its time...
    Their instagram says they reopen next week (so does showcase's). I would take this with a slight grain of salt, as MD covid numbers have been going up, but things do look promising).
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    trpterp
    District of Columbia
    Opening Night At The Body Shop
    There are cameras in vip, just above the entrance to the little vip booth. Very nice set up. Sofa, with a mirror on the opposite wall...and oddly a flat screen tv...who the hells ia going to watch tv while getting a lap dance????
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    CaptKangaroo
    Maryland
    Where the white women at?
    Don't like the loss of diversity, but what will really keeps me away is that with it, the clientele has changed such that long time dancers are quitting became the club is becoming too ghetto, the cover is increased to try to keep out trouble makers, and they need metal detector and pat downs to keep weapons out. Would you walk up to a place with $400-500 cash is it's not safe? (And the latinas come in all shapes and sizes)
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    CaptKangaroo
    Maryland
    Where the white women at?
    I used to go here two or three times a month, probably for the past three years. It would have its ups and downs, but there was usually be something for everyone (good mix of AA, white of all shapes and sizes, a smaller number of Asian and Latina). Last Friday, there were two white girls, one of whom was very pregnant, 4 AA, 1asian, and probably a good 15 that were Latina. Prior to Friday, I've never seen anyone have to go through a metal detector. I've
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    CaptKangaroo
    Maryland
    Where the white women at?
    It's not just an increase, it's pretty much now a Latin club. The old timers are all pretty much gone...and that is also driving the increased pricing, which was already steep...and for whatever reason, the club feels it now needs to increase security, which was never a problem before.