Reviews by mafeditor
Submit a ReviewGoddess Gentlemen's Club
38 S Eutaw St
Baltimore, MD 21201
Not even bartenders anymore
Actually to be fair, bartenders better looking than dancers still, just not as hot as they have been.
Bar has really settled into routine.
1) come after 10 -- very limited selection before then.
2) dancers are…
Ritz Cabaret
504 S Broadway
Baltimore, MD 21231
major disappointment
I classify this as a bad visit not because it was SO bad, but that recent reviews have led me to believe it would be better.
The club itself is nice -- you sit right…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Club Harem
425 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
It's now clear
I'll get to Harem in a second, but for those interested in the block, here's a quick rundown:
1. Half the clubs are now basically all black -- Indulge (old Little Darlings), Underground, Lust, Norma Jeans…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(zero100)
Players Club
821 North Point Rd
Baltimore, MD 21237
The future
Hit PC for first time in 4 years. I've been at block bars for awhile -- working down there - and it is amazing the difference.
1. Girls -- PC had 6 attractive blondes early 20s…
7 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(zero100)
Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club
409 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Rest in peace
After six months off, heard rumor that long time fav had returned. Sadly, no, and the drop the club was experienced this winter had accelerated.
On Saturday, good weather, ball game night, at 12, there…
Red Room
411 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
A shift in priorities
Its now clear that there has been a major shift in what many of the dancers -- particularly the better lookers -- are emphasizing, and it does change dynamic. Bar itself has no changes; the…
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
The new reality
Scores is probably what the Baltimore strip club scene will be once the block gives up the ghost. Expectations are everything -- if u know going in what will happen (or not happen), it can…
Showcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, MD 20705
Two clubs in one
Hadn't been to Showcase in years, then twice in 10 days. The best thing about club is that as long as expectations not that high, you can usually find at least one dancer on the…
5 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Oliver_Clothesoff_66)
Red Room
411 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Settling In To Routine
This club has been going back and forth between stepping up and returning to (close to) glory days, and has now settled in a slot where its by far the best club on the block…
5 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(storage352000)
Red Room
411 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
A Blast From The Past
Was passing through, and with relatively little hope of anything positive, tried Red Room. Saturday days at one point was pretty good, and was feeling nostalgic. Then..WHOA. Half the best lookers of the past 5…
4 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(mafeditor)
Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club
409 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Not bad, if you have realistic expectations
First visit in a while. The club looks the same, with some changing highs and lows:
1) Don't seem to be able to leave and come back anymore -- not a big deal, but annoying…
4 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(mafeditor)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Still chugging
My annual visit out west (happy to provide info in Baltimore clubs for anyone heading east), and once again:
1. As not great as Seattle is, SF is ten times worse.
2. Pandora remains most consistent…
Club Harem
425 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Nice while it lasted
Harem, after a brief spurt -- based partly on changes in management/bartenders -- is back to what it was; okay, but nothing special.
No changes in lap dance area -- still simply three chairs turned…
Red Room
411 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Half wayback
The game of musical bartenders continues. Rob and Scott have returned to RR, which means lots of girls -- but so far, not the quality . Very hectic feeling; with lots of drinks pushed quickly…
Club Pussycat
411 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Sigh
Pussycat has fallen more than any block bar -- not that it's SO bad now, but it used to be great.
Friendly and efficient bartenders remain; push drinks, but usually not in annoying way. Physical plant…
Club Harem
425 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
The new RR
As people have pointed out, this is where Rob from the Red Room had ended up. That means any reviews before, say, June no longer apply. Doesn't mean place is great, but it is different.…
Red Room
411 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Another view
The Red Room has long been a favorite of mine, and there are still positives, but the new regime -- post Rob -- leaves a lot to be desired.
I was no fan of Rob's…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Alimony)
Chez Joey
415 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD
21202
Hustle supreme
This is now probably most frustrating club on block. It's clean, and the only block club (hustler doesn't count) that offers regular lap dances. Bar itself is close to stage, which is nice, and not…
Goddess Gentlemen's Club
38 S Eutaw St
Baltimore, MD 21201
Watching
This club is great for chilling, watching dancers in stage, and some chit chat. Very few unattractive girls, though only a couple real lookers. Most are late 20/early 30s; different nationalities and body types
Approach…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Heellover)
Red Room
411 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Meh
RR now has only 3 types of dancers:
1. Heavy, Very big bottom type. If u like that try Brooklyn, can carry in conversation and nice dance
2. 89 lb, fugly drug addict (at least in appearance)…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(mafeditor)
Chez Joey
415 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD
21202
getting better
With some many clubs on the block going down the tubes, it's interesting to see a club going the other way. Chez Joey is not perfect, but it now ranks #2 on the block…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Alimony)
Red Room
411 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
meh
After a long time of being a place where girls stayed, something must have happened -- a LOT of regulars have departed. That often happens right around the holidays, but I went back fro…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Sleeves3961)
Goddess Gentlemen's Club
38 S Eutaw St
Baltimore, MD 21201
ok
First time in six months or so....amazingly, while bartenders were all new (to me anyway), all were great looking; not sure why this club has such great success with hiring friendly, sexy bartenders and can't…














