Reviews by thethirdtaco

This review is of two different visits with two pretty different outcomes. TLDR: YMMV. Some girls are much better than others. The first time I went it was a Wednesday evening, and DEAD. Almost no patrons.…

This is a combo review of two different visits over the last few months. Since others have talked plenty about the atmosphere, I'll focus on the dancers. From the pole dances, I could tell there was…

I've been to Lou Turk's a handful of times over the last year or two--most recently was a surprisingly quiet Friday night. In most respects, I'd call the club good-not-great, with one exception: the women…

I recently went here for the first time. I’m honestly a little surprised by some of the negative reviews. It’s not a glamorous place for sure. But I’ve been happy with both of my trips…

Just to follow up on the previous review: Yes, Ballpark is closed for the moment. I went on Monday night, found it was closed, and went across the street to the 7-11 to ask what…

Okay, maybe "regular" is too strong a word. But the Ballpark is pretty much the only place I seriously consider going to anymore. My most recent visit was a Wednesday night. I arrived just after 10…

I went back here for my second trip on a recent Saturday night. $20 cover. My first visit hadn't been anything special, but I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd give it another…

I came here for a friend's bachelor party on a Saturday night last month. That was a bad idea, but we didn't realize why until we were inside. It was around 1 am when we…

I stopped in here on a Thursday night a few weeks back. I hadn't read any reviews ahead of time, so I didn't know that it was almost all WOC. Cover was $5, if memory…

Went here about two months ago and had a really nice evening. Drinks were a little pricey: $8.50 for a bottle, plus tip. $10 cover seemed reasonable. I really liked the layout, which allowed for…